*insert date here*
We all know how this goes by now, so let's just get into it.
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Person F: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Person D: Well, it's frowned upon.
Person F: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Person F: That's okay, right?
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Person C: Big day today, Person B. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Person B: Mustard– looks less like blood.
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Person A: Person E, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Person A: Now let's break into this apartment.
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Person C: Hey, Person B. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Person B: I like sunflowers.
Person C, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
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Person B: What did you get on your shirt?
Person C: Rust.
Person B: From what?
Person C: Weapons.
Person F: Time for more adult supervision.
YOU ARE READING
Daily Incorrect Quotes
Short StoryStuff I got from a generator (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) Features Person A, Person B, Person C, Person D, Person E, and Person F. One quote per chapter, every day if possible. The characters won't have consistent personalities...
