*insert date here*
Hey! I'm back (kinda). Accept my offerings please.
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Person B, walking into the room: Person C got fired again.
Person E: What? How?!
Person B: That's why I have her on the phone; to explain to us. Person C, would you like to tell us why you were fired?
Person C: No.
Person B: Tell us how you were fired, Person C.
Person C: I misused the speakers.
Person D: So you said something inappropriate on speakers in the store? I can see why that would get you fired.
Person E: What did you even say?
Person B: Tell them what you said.
Person C: May I have your attention please?
New Person: You already had it?
Person F: I like where this is going.
Person D: YOU DIDN'T
Person C: I repeat, may I have your attention please?
Person E: OH
Person A: I love this.
Person D: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
New Person: Why is everyone so upset?
Person C: Will the real slim shady please stand up?
New Person: The what?
Person D: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Person E: Oh god
Person C: I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
New Person: Who's the real slim shady?
Person F: *dying of laughter*
Person A: YES
Person D: NO
Person C: We're gonna have a problem here
(She worked at a superstore)
- - - - - - - -
*Person F is shopping with Person B*
Person F: Can I get a pistol with a silencer?
Person B: If there's one on sale.
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*New Person and Person D are in the park together*
Person C: *pulls out an umbrella*
New Person: Person C? What are you doing?
Person C: It's about to rain.
*several hours of clear skies later*
New Person: Can we continue our walk now?
Person C: NO. ITS ABOUT TO RAIN.
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Person C: *running towards Person A with open arms*
Person A: *moves out of the way*
Person C: Hey, why'd you move?!
Person A: I thought you were going to attack me.
Person C: I was going to hug you!
Person A: Why would you hug me?
Person C: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Person A: I think Person F is in trouble.
Person B: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.
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Person F: Why would you do that?
New Person: Because I feel guilty.
Person F: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
- - - - - - - -
Person A: But what about Person B?
Person E: Don't worry about her.
Person E: I once watched her fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating her hotdog like nothing happened.
- - - - - - - -
New Person: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Person C...
Person F: As you should be.
New Person: No, for real, she's kind of-
Person F: As. You. Should. Be.
- - - - - - - -
Person D: You disgust me.
Person A: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
- - - - - - - -
Person D, talking about New Person: I think I scared her off.
Person E: Please, your crossdressing isn't THAT bad.
YOU ARE READING
Daily Incorrect Quotes
Historia CortaStuff I got from a generator (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) Features Person A, Person B, Person C, Person D, Person E, and Person F. One quote per chapter, every day if possible. The characters won't have consistent personalities...
