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*In private chat*

Lando: Carlos, CARLOSSSSS CHILI BOIIIIIIIIIII WAKE YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW!

Carlos: Muppet, it's 4 in the freaking morning, what did you need to do that was so urgent?

Lando: We should give nicknames to everyone in the group chat.

Carlos: Omg good idea Lando.

Lando: Let's do it.

Carlos: And I believe that everyone's asleep right now.

Lando: That's even better!

*In the group chat*

*Lando changes Max to Angry Lion who stays up late on the sim*

*Carlos changes Sergio to Mexican minister of defense*

*Lando changes Lewis to Sir Lewis 🗡️*

*Carlos changes Fernando to Old rookie*

*Carlos changes Charles to Lord Perceval*

*Lando changes George to Mr Saturday*

*Carlos changes Oscar to chill Aussie* (IT WAS EITHER THAT OR F*CK OFF, OKAY???)

*Lando changes Lance to Rich spoiled guy, sorry*

*Carlos changes Pierre to Mr. Baguette*

*Lando changes Esteban to the 2nd Mr. Baguette*

*Carlos changes Alex to the only Thai*

*Lando changes Yuki to Yuki smol bean* (sorry, I like to call him that)

*Carlos changes Valtteri to certified Aussie*

*Lando changes Nico to the hulk*

*Carlos changes Daniel to Danny Ric*

*Lando changes Zhou to first Chinese driver*

*Carlos changes Logan to WTF IS A KILOMETREEEEEEEEEEE*

*In private chat*

Lando: Lets see if they get pissed at us tomorrow morning.

Carlos: Yes.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 29, 2024 ⏰

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