As I was preparing to make "music" with my saxophone I noticed a detail I never cared to look at before. The reed. I've been using the same reed ever since I'd gotten the instrument for my birthday. The reed was beginning to smell and grow mold. A part of me was considering it as a turn on, but another part of me was curious how good a new reed would feel. I decided to go shopping on Akuzon for some replacements.
"Do you want 2.5s or 3s darling?" I asked her. The saxophone didn't utter a word. I scrolled further down and saw a revelation. Flavored. Reeds. I bought many flavors, bubblegum, rootbeer, strawberry, pickle, toe, cherry, and baja blast mountain dew. These got me excited,😱, I had to anticipate the wait.
Weeks had gone by as I was waiting for the arrival, and the doorbell rang. I rushed down to grab the box only to see STUPID Levi grabbed it. "This must be my new Ruri chan collectable furry porn 543 #83705327 special smelling limited edition fleshlight!" He said happily. I couldn't tell him what I bought without him trying to keep it for himself, so I had to be sneaky.
"Levi... I bought a new... Perfume??... And I want to see if that box is what I ordered before you open it..." I said, sneakily. "Asmo, you're hard. You aren't fooling anyone. Did you buy something for your babe?" He asked. "umm..." I hesitated. "IT IS!!!" He yelled excitedly. "Can I use it with you??? Pleasee??" He asked. "H-H-HELL NAW!"
