This Is How I NEVER Met You

Chapter 1

I just woke up and it's raining again. I breathe in a deep sigh. There is something about the rain that annoys me. It's just...ah how do I even put it...unforgiving. The horrors of wet pants, wet shoes, and wet everything are just but a few things to worry about during these sort of days. The wetness and that bothersome inconvenience that I have to go through every single rainy day is something I definitely hate.

 I quickly jump out of bed and put a kettle of water on the stove.After grabbing a good mug from the cupboard, I generously put a heavy dose of cocoa and sugar in it. I turn on the TV for the morning news, and they still talk about the same thing, over and over and over. Ah wait 'til they see what lies tomorrow- a far better situation, at least that's what how I see it. 

There, here's the opening credits to the weather forecast. All I ever cared to look at the morning news is the weather girl, Carrie. She's always a ray of sunshine in every rainy day. If only there's no need to fill my house with voices to help me forget that I am all alone I wouldn't even dare to press the TV remote.

Slurp.

Slurp.

Slurp.

Good Morning  Everyone, it's a superbly rainy day today so you better bring your warmest jackets and trusty umbrella and some good vibes because it'll be rainy for the whole week.

The Metro is expected to...

Well, isn't that a real treat!

I slip into the bathroom for a shower, some shaving and among other things.Lost in the sound of the raindrops, I turn the shower knobs and feel the tingling drops of cascading waters. Another day is yet to start.

Ring

Ring

Ring

Ring

I turned around and turn the shower into a halt.

Toot. Jasper, report to the command center at once!  This is not a request. It's an order! You are to strictly comply to this...

Toot.

Ah, well it looks like I'm a fugitive again.