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Age of Ultron: part 3

AVERY: Why is Blair with us? 

BLAIR: I need her help

TAYLOR: It's nice to be needed

"Who's Blair?" Steve asked 

"Blair Waldorf. She's very well known on the Upper east side and one of my best friends" 

AVERY: With what? 

TAYLOR: You know Bart Bass, right 

AVERY: yeah why

BLAIR: you know Bart Bass

AVERY: Sweetie, I'm a SHEILD agent. I had to be his assistant 

BLAIR: That's unfortunate, anyways he's good for nothing eldest son, is dead to me 

AVERY: Ahhhhhh, what happened

TAYLOR: Blair told him she loved him and he drove off and he hasn't said it back 

"Teenage love" Hermione says. 

"Now it's just gossip girl drama" Taylor says back.

ANDY: Ha, Blair Waldorf fell in love with a Bass, why doesn't that surprise me

BLAIR: Why is he here?

TAYLOR: Cause if I'm getting suspended he's not going back to school 

"How did you get suspended?" Natasha asked

"It'll be explained"

ANDY: How did you get suspended 

TAYLOR: Your Britishness is rubbing off on me, I called Penelope a twat 

[Blair and Andy burst out laughing]

[Meanwhile, the Avengers mingle at the party]

James Rhodes: Well, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the General's palace, drop it at his feet, I'm like, "Boom! You looking for this?" [Stark and Thor just look at him blankly] "Boom! Are you looking..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills.

"That's shit" Taylor say unenthusiastically. 

Thor: That's the whole story?

James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.

Thor: Well, it's very good then. [he laughs] It's impressive.

James Rhodes: Quality save. So, no Pepper? She's not coming?

Tony Stark: No.

Maria Hill: Hey, what about Jane? Where are the ladies, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Well, Miss Potts has a company to run and Natasha's over there.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a... um, uh... Nobel prize.

"That's just sad" Taylor and Wanda say at the same time. Except Wanda mutters it and Taylor turns around on her seat and says it out loud. 

Maria Hill: Yeah, they...they must be busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together. [Maria mock coughs] Testosterone! Oh, excuse me.