ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ , ʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀᴍᴛʜ ↝ || 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚗 ||

4.

Monday, 8:46 a.m.

Me:
[ Mai apse mafi mangti hu,
Mene apna param Mitra soch
Kr galti se apko paka Diya]🙃

Unknown:
[ accha hai chalo, bhagwan
Ne tumhe jaldi saddbuddhi
Dedi.]

Me:
[ Ap mere text na padhte
Aur mujhe block bhi kr sakte
The na?]

Unknown:
[ Kisiko aise hi
Block krdena rude
Sound krta hai.]

Me:
[ Ap bohot humble insaan
Lagte ho.](A/n : lagte ho nhi vo hai hi
Lasaans ke humble insaan)

Unknown:
[ Ha, log bhi mujhe yhi
Bolte hai, thanks.]😌

Me:
[ Okie, so problem
Is solved, right.]

Unknown:
[ Absolutely right]

Me:
[ So hum Mitra ban sakte
He na?]😌🤝

Unknown:
[ Ji ! nahi]

Me:
[ Tumko humble insaan
Bolna hi bekar tha khamkha
Mene apni swarpeti ko kasht
Diya, tum insaan nhi rakshas
Ho rakshas.]
(a/n : triggered rakshas 😂💀)

Unknown:
[ Mujhe laga ki tum me
Ab thodi si akal again hogi,
Pr nhi jo thodi si bachi thi akal
Ab vo bhi chali gayi lagta hai.]

Me:
[ Kya matlab mujhe akal nhi
Hai kya?]🤨

Unknown:
[ Ji nahi! eisa hai ki
Gadho akal thodi km
Hoti hai, na.]

Me:
[ Wdym? Mai gadhi hu?]

Unknown:
[ Maine tumhe kb gadhi
Bola Maine to gadhe ko
Gadha bola.]

Me:
[ Oh achha, pr ap kyu
Mujhse dosti nhi karna
Chahte?]

Unknown:
[ Mujhe gadho se
Dosti krne ka shauk nahin
Hai.]

Me:

Unknown:
[ I mean ki Mai
Tumko janta bhi
Nhi.]

Me:
[Oh, to kya dosti
Pehle do ajnabi hi
To krte hai.]😌

Unknown:
[ Pr fir bhi ...]

Me:
[ Accha, chalo mere
Bare me batati hu,

Naam: y/n sharma
Age: 26 yrs
Living in Delhi.]
[ Itna kafi hai ki
Puri kundli nikal
Ke du apko?]

Unknown:
[ Are behen bs kr ab,
Tereko kya shadi fix Krane ka
Irada hai?]
(A/n : nonu seriously yaar behen bol diya hmari yn ko aur keh rhe ho ki
Shadi ka irada hai.🙃😭)

Me: