The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli. He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus.
Fizzarolli: Rise and shine, Ozzie!
Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.
Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!
Asmodeus: *groans* Ugh, again with the horn?
He turns in bed, covering his head with his pillow.
Fizzarolli: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!
He blows the horn again.
Fizzarolli: M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas.
As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.
Asmodeus: *sighs* You scheduled me during lunch?
Fizzarolli: Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".
As he speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder.
Fizzarolli: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!
Asmodeus: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?
Fizzarolli: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?
Asmodeus: Ahahahahaha- NO. Never again.
Fizzarolli: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!
Asmodeus: Stoooop...~
Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!
Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!
Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!
The two laugh together. In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz-A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, which hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.
Fizzarolli: Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.
Asmodeus: About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?
Fizzarolli: Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...
Asmodeus: It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom".
Fizzarolli: Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~.
Asmodeus: I mean, only after I...
Fizzarolli: *mouth full* What?
Asmodeus: What?
Fizzarolli: Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!
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The fallen prince
FanfictionDarien has lived a pretty normal life but it didn't start off this way. He was a prince of a neighboring kingdom in hell and life was carefree until one faithful. It was another extermination but this time they attacked his kingdom killing everyone...
