Two down and the rest for takeout.
(Dragon Ball World. Earth.)
Everyone was having a big party. Why? Why the fuck not?! They have rich friends, top class chefs and are in general a nice group of friends to spend the time with.
Amongst them, the Saiyan raised on earth was fighting his rival, Vegeta, once again. But not out of sport or trying to surpass each other, he was doing it because the second most important thing these gluttonous savages can think: food.
"THAT SWEET PORK KEBAB WAS MINE, VEGETA!!!!!" Goku.
Goku punched Vegeta in his SSJ Blue form.
"AND THE PUFFERFISH WAS MINE, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOPPED YOU FROM EATING IT, DIDN'T IT?!!!?" Vegeta.
Vegeta kicked Goku back to the ground and began to punch him over and over.
Goku teleports and grabs Vegeta from the arm before smashing him against the ground. The Prince of all Saiyans retaliates by shooting Ki blasts at Goku. The fight lasts for a few more minutes until the two of them receive and ultimatum from a higher being.
And I'm not talking about Beerus, Whis or the Great Zeno's themselves.
"GOKU!"
"VEGETA!"
The two pure blood Saiyans focused their attention at Capsule Corp and saw their respective wives looking at them with angry expressions.
Now, they COULD fly away and avoid the punishment, but that would only anger them further, or, they could accept their punishment like men and sleep another day in their beds instead of the couch.
A true man doesn't fear death, but a night in a couch is unacceptable!
They both nodded and flew downwards to their respective wives and accepted their punishment with no resistance whatsoever.
After what felt like an hour later, Goku and Vegeta were forced to repair all the ground by filling up the holes with dirt. Bulma took pity on them and gave them shoves, even though they really didn't need them.
"I swear Kakarott, I can't remember how many times your idiotic nature has wronged me in front of Bulma." Vegeta.
"Right, says the person that Final Flashed the earth two minutes ago and I had to block the attack." Goku.
"That's because you teleported me while I was charging my attack! You put yourself in that situation to begin with!" Vegeta.
"Hey! I see you yapping, but not working!" Bulma.
"We'll finish soon enough!" Vegeta.
The two Saiyans began to fill the holes one by one with dirt until Goku found something in the last hole.
"What's this?" Goku.
It was Wexof's box.
"Ah! is it like that thing Chichi showed me, a time... capsule or something? I wonder what's inside." Goku.
"Hey, Kakarott! Work fast and finish this hole!" Vegeta.
"Wait up, I've just found something interesting!" Goku.
"What the hell is more important than this?!" Vegeta.
"Come here, take a look at this!" Goku.
"This better be worthwhile..." Vegeta muttered while descending.
The two of them look at the box for a while and Vegeta simply looks at it with a 'really nigga' expression.
"You're shitting me." Vegeta.
"It IS interesting, right?" Goku.
"Out of EVERYTHING and ANYTHING that you could've shown me, you chose a motherfucking BOX!!!???" Vegeta.
"We just have to open it, come on, we're almost finishing anyway." Goku.
"Fine, but only because I can blame you in case Bulma Returns from bringing us water." Vegeta.
The prince took the box and found a small switch on the side, he pressed it and the box opened, revealing a big red button and a note.
"Whoa... what does it says, Vegeta?" Goku.
"Give me a second. 'Greetings, fighters of universe 7. Would you like to go to a place filled with strong people from across all the universes? Enjoy relaxation with your loved ones? React to different events from your lives and others'? If so, press the button and enjoy your stay at the dimension' I can't read that part right, 'and be on your way, if you don't want to, just leave the button there for 24 hours and it will disappear.' Well, things just got interesting." Vegeta.
"Strong people from other dimensions!!?? Let's press it!" Goku.
"For once, I agree with you, but we'd better finish this first, you know, to prevent the fury from our wives." Vegeta.
"You're right!" Goku.
The two quickly patched everything up and held the box.
"I wonder who will we meet!" Goku.
"They better, after missing that whole 'Cell Max' fiasco, I've been itching for another life-threatening battle." Vegeta.
"Even after everything with Granola?" Goku.
"Yes. Battling for myself with my life on the line, I felt fulfilled." Vegeta.
"Okay... I don't really get that but, I also like fighting strong people." Goku.
"Press it, Kakarott." Vegeta.
"Alright, alright." Goku.
They press the button and they disappear, they don't even react to the space distortion due to being used to this kinds of stuff.
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