Fang x edgar fanfiction [Fadgar]

chapter seven

I gave my phone to Bibi.
"Just see my Tumblr and my notifications!"
Bibi searched trough my phone and was shocked on the comments that Emz got. I mean I'm not surprised, since she's popular. I saw everyone with boards such as "we ship you!" , but some were homophobic, like Crow's calling them slurs and swearing in Algerian. Spike was also throwing spikes on the wall. Larry and Lawrie were trying to stop these people and tried to tell them to go, it didn't work. Fang came towards me and grabbed me on the shirt.
"You, you fucking fangirl. It's all because of your post!"
"But it's not me! I've heard Angelo and Barley gossiping about you! Willow posted before me, I even have proof!"
"Okay, show it!"
I showed some screenshots and voicemails. Fang was really disappointed.
"My bad, fangirl."
"Shut it."
Fang put his sleeves up, ready to beat up someone. He jumped Angelo.
                Angelo's point of view
I was trying on Willow's lipstick, I felt someone slam me. Ouch, my teeth! Fang jumped me.
"Are you insane?"
"No, you are! You better not play with your feelings and your stupid arrows! You could have done that on your mother, so she could love you more, not us!"
"What the hell....I just wanted to see you guys happy....."
"Yes, and posting it too!"
"Actually, Barley told me about you two looking gay....."
"This old retarded robot! Im going to destroy that thing!"
As soon as I arrived to his restaurant, I told him to go talk private and we went to the kitchen.
"Mr.Fang? What are you doing here?"
"You dirty robot! Why did you told us about me and Edgar?"
"Well...uhm..."
"Speechless, huh? No more beer for you and you'll clean extra the house!"
"Sorry, sir..."
"If it worsens, I'm going to put you on a camp!"
Barley looked speechless.
"Fine sir, I apologize!"
"Yea, better clean before I finish my shift..."
Damn! I expected Fang to completly destroy him! But I saw Barley secretly giggling after the confrontation. I'm going to slay with Willow, so yeah, no more tea spilling, before Fang will destroy me.
                 Fang's point of view
Damn...I wanted to be more mean, but I'm too sensitive for this. I guess, I'll go eat.
"Edgar, are you hungry?"
"Yea...my stomach is growling."
"Alright, come here!"
"Sure!"
"I've brought some bananas Mico gave us while farming with his family."
"Wow, I love bananas!"
"Even mine?" I joked.
"Even better!"
"Okay, take one."
"Thank you."
"No problem, Edgy."
"Don't call me that!" He said flustered.
"I love it when you're red!"
"Stop! Stop with the teasing!"
"No no, I'll keep doing that!"
"Ugh! "
Edgar's face was so red, I love it.
"Can I have more bananas? "
"Say please and beg me." I smirked.
"Please... "
"Okay , open your mouth. "
He gently licked it, as a saliva string formed between his tongue and the banana.
Mico then jumped between us, and stole our bananas. He also let a massive fart on my lunchbox.
"Eww! It stinks! Mico, get out of here! "
The monkey then made faces to us.
Gray slapped that jerk and came towards us.
"I'm so sorry for Mico being like that, here is money to pay your lunch. "
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
While the mime spoke to me, Lola took Mico's pants down amd spanked him. Edgar laughed at that dumb ass monkey. After all this chaos, Edgar asked me for food. Well, since the cinema was closing, I accepted and brought him to the kebab. Griff asked us what we wanted.
"Can I have a kebab with shawarma and andalouse, with a popcorn chicha? "
"Alright, what does Edgar want?"
"I'd like fries and nuggets."
"Any sauce? "
I decided to joke: "Yes, he wants mine! "
The casino machine was shocked.
"Well, ketchup is fine, and don't worry, I'm also fine with Fang's."
"Sure... I guess...."
While we were waiting for the kebabs, I fantasized about me and Edgar smoking thogeter and having a deep talk. The hungry boy was still on his phone, scrolling on tumblr."
El Primo served our meals.
"Your kebabs are ready!"
"Thanks!" we said.
"You're welcome, you two."
I started by eating my sandwich. I was finished very quick, while Edgar only ate two nuggets.
"Dude, why you're eating like a baby? "
"Fang, please! "
"Fine, fine! "
I blew the chicha's smoke on his face.
"Eww! It smells like popcorn! Is that smoke? "
"Yeah, wanna try? "
"Sure I guess. "
He tried it and blew smoke.
"I want to try more... "
"Alright, but finish your fries first or take them home!"
"I'll finish them."
As soon as he finished, he immediatly grabbed whatever I smoked, and used it multiple time.
"Damn, stoner, you gotta stop!"
"Yes, but leave me some!"
"Why not use it thogeter? "
"Great idea!"
We had a great conversation while smoking, but the kebab was closing soon, so I paid and we bought cigarettes in the corner shop. Then, we went home, and jumped to the pool. Edgar suddenly started to cry.
"Edgar! What's wrong?"
I was holding him on my arms, he cried in my arms.