Fang x edgar fanfiction [Fadgar]

chapter fourteen

[Creator's words] I made a drawing matching this situation in my r34 (nyanyachan) , what do you guys think? I also have a headcannon books if you want.
Back to the story....
I woke up, but I felt something vibrating.... Did he shove it already? I think he was too excited. I think that's the reason I woke up. I've heard footsteps coming upstairs. It's Fang! He prepared me breakfast. He gave me a coffee, and a plate of bacon.
"Enjoy your meal. And your experience..."
He left while touching a remote he had on his hands. I felt my toy going faster. I was already wet! Gonna change my clothes. After I changed them and put the dirty clothes in the washer, I've opened Fang's car and waited for him to come. As soon as we arrived to the café, Colette gave me a bucket with some chocolate and toys.
"This is for your heatwave! I hope it will help!"
I kindly accepted the gift, and thanked her. I also gave her a hug. Anyways, like always, I did my routine. While we we're waiting for customers, I was playing with Kit. Berry is our first customer.
"Hello kids, can I have the menu?"
Colette gave him the menu, and he ordered a candy shake. Then, Mandy and Chester took a step.
"Chester, listen to your master!"
She spanked the jester with the leash like a horse.
"Y-yes!"
The two frenemies came towards me.
"Chester, apologize!"
He handed me a pack of candies and other items.
"Im so sorry, Edgar!"
"It's okay, it's been a while!"
Mandy made it clear.
"I'm so sorry if that was late, I gave him a punishment like you can see, and you can talk to me or Fang if you feel unsafe!"
"And me!"
Colette rushed, looking for my attention.
"Thank you guys!"
I've heard Kit laughing at Chester and hissing at him like he was a dog. Berry enjoyed his candy shake, and let the two kids take a sip of it. At the cashier's, Chester took a mint, since they we're free for customers. After the long day at the cafe, it's the weekend tomorrow, so no work! Colette planned to go out in a club, since we're all over 17. But we are in Europe, so no worries for drinking! Fang dressed back to normal and asked if we could buy drink at Lidl.
"Yes of course!"
Colette bought the Absolute Vodka, while I was for alcoholic Monster. Fang took tequila. We watched some 5-minute crafts, because no one was smart enough to sneak the drinks, and no one wants to pay €15 for a shot of vodka. Colette had an idea and put the vodka in small bottles of Flugel, and sneaked them in her bra, while I've put my can between my legs. Fang also split the tequila in small bottles, sneaked them in small pillows and made fake abs with them, even if he actually have them. After a few hours, we rode to the club, entered. Bodyguard El primo controlled us anywhere, but we know his weak point: he dislike touching private parts, since he's a sober gentleman. He lifted Fang's shirt , and pillows fell.
"It's okay young man, put them back on, you can make the girls have a peek on you, make sure to tell them the truth after!"
He giggled.
"I will, thanks!"
We finally went in, and we saw Barley serving drinks, since it's a part of his job besides helping Fang. We found a round couch and sat there. I saw Surge sitting on that couch with Larry and Lawrie sitting on his lap.
"But, we can't marry two people, that's the rule!"
"It's taboo, shh!"
"Yea, Lawrie, we are the officers anyway, just don't let R-t know!"
Then, the big robot started kissing the two smaller robots.
"But if we marry, wouldn't that make a sort of incest relationship? Because my brother Larry is here too."
"You know, you don't have to kiss each other? I'll focus on you both, while each of you focus on me!"
"Great idea, don't you think, Larry?"
"Indeed."
Surge took a condom out, and took them to the private rooms. Colette was in shock.
"Damn, is that scented cons that I used to play in roblox in real life?"
She had a big smile. Bibi was trying to sneak to the bar to drink, but she was too poor.
Colette's point of view
I felt bad for Bibi, so I took one of my mini bottle out of my bra and went to see her.
"Hey, you can have one!"
"Really? That's so nice, thank you!"
She quickly chugged on that bottle.
"Try it too, Colette !"
"I will!"
I also took a big sip of my bottle. I felt drunk. I feel like I need to cartwheel, wee! I started doing gymnastics around the club. The whole club circled me and clapped their hands. When I realised it, I wasn't drunk anymore.
"Colette, you ate and left no crumbs!"
"Wait, what happened, Bibi?"
"Well, you did an awesome job, look at this video."
She showed a video on her gallery. Didn't know I had such talents.
"Since you gave me alcohol, you can have some cigarettes."
We went to a private room and smoked. We we're sharing one, to not waste a lot. After all of that alcohol we had, we quickly had to fall asleep. Bibi fell asleep on me. Well, I was hugging her and caressing her head. After, I eventually fell asleep too. I've had enough, going to dance later...