"Obey Me! x Female Reader"

Headcanons - Fist Bump Instead of Kiss

Not serious

Lucifer:

Lucifer looks at you, his eyes burning into your soul. They trail to your lips, he lifts his hand and traces your cheek..
Before he could go any further, you grab his wrist and ball his hand into a fist.
Your hand collides with his.
It is silent for a moment.

"What the fuck-"

Mammon:

Mammon gently rubs your hand and stares deep into your eyes, almost as if you're the only one that could ever matter to him. His face inches closer ever so slowly. He goes to put a hand on the back of your head, but before it can reach its destination, you ball your fist and bump it.
Mammon freezes.

"...Huh?”

Leviathan:

Leviathan's hand rests on your thigh, his face is red, and his voice wavers as he speaks; "J-Just tell me, uhm.. when to stop, okay?" Levi moves closer, getting more anxious and embarrassed as time goes on. His lips almost reach yours when you grab his hand and… Fist bump it? Levi's face turns pale, and he looks like he's about to sob.

"HIC I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU NORMIES ANYMORE!"

Satan:

Satan hums slightly as you rest between his arms, looking at the book he's been slowly reading as to make sure you can keep up with him. His hand suddenly reaches under your chin, beckoning you to look up. When you do, he leans down and tries to give you a kiss. Instead, you snatch his hand from under your chin and bump your fist against his. Satan's eye twitches.

"I see. You must be dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Here, let me open a window."

Before you could say anything, a giant hole in the wall is formed.

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus' heart beats loudly, for the first time, it seems he's nervous. He traces his fingers up your thigh to your chest. His eyes are dancing with flames, almost like he's trying to charm you, but failing. He leans in, ready for your face to meet his. Right as his breath tickles your lips, you reach down and grab his hand, bumping it with your fist. Asmo looks like you just murdered all of his brothers in front of his eyes. But he giggles;

"You're such a bitch."

He quickly snatches a kiss from you, tackling you into his bed.

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub's hands cupped your face, gently petting it with his thumb. He leaned closer towards you. Without you even thinking, you pried his fingers off, balled your hand, and bumped his fist. Beel stares at you strangely.

"Sorry?"

Belphegor:

Belphegor lies "next" to you, his arm placed over your body and his face buried into your neck. He lifts his face up, staring at your lips. Finally, he leans in, but you stop him by grabbing his hand and fist bumping it.
Belphie's eyes widen, and he pulls his hand back.

"First the bro thing, now the fist bump? Did we go back to 2 years ago?"

Simeon:

Simeon looks at you intensely. His hand gently caresses your cheek. His hands are shaking slightly. He inches closer right until your lips almost touch. You yank his free hand and bump it with your fist. He seems to be in shock but finds it funny.

"Pft, did you just fist bump me? We were having a moment."

Luke [Hug Edition]:

Luke is running towards you at full speed, a giant smile spread across his face. He opens his arms wide and is about to tackle you. However, instead, you stop him and bump your fist against his. He freezes, and the color drains from his face. The next second, he's crying.

"Hic, why did you do that?! Do you hate me?! Hic"

Diavolo:

Diavolo pulls you close, "I would destroy the three realms if it meant I could be with you forever." He pets your head sweetly. His words were beautiful. Diavolo begins to lean in for a kiss. You have no idea why, but you grab his hand and fist bump him instead. His eyes widened.

"Is that a human world thing or something..?"

Barbatos:

Barbatos pecks your face ever so softly, his anxiety from you being sick slowly fading. His heart thumps against you as he pulls you in. As his lips approach yours, you grasp his hand, ball it, and collide it with yours.
He chuckles in slight disbelief.

“I should've seen that coming.”

Solomon:

Solomon is standing behind you as you work on a potion. His hands slip over yours as you stir. He takes the opportunity to lift your face towards him, leaning in to kiss you. However, instead, you yank his fingers from your chin and fist bump him.

“...”

“I'm gonna make you drink this potion. How dare you.”