(AN: I HAD To Do This! It fits The Characters So Well! 😭)
Guy Diamond Has Invited Sky Toronto (The Stoic Gold Glitter Troll From TBGO) To Lunch. Will It Be Successful? Let's Find Out!
Sky Toronto: *Rings The Doorbell To Guy's Pod*
Ding Dong! 🚪
Guy Diamond: *Opens Door* Hello! 😄
Sky Toronto: Well Guy, I Made It. Despite Your Directions. 😑
Guy Diamond: Ah Sky Toronto Welcome! *In Autotune Voice* 🎶I Hope Your Ready For An Unforgettable Luncheon!🎶 ☝️😄
Sky Toronto: *Walks Into The Pod* 😑
The Silver Glitter Troll Walked Into The Kitchen To Check On Dinner... But He noticed that the Stove Was Smoking!
Guy Diamond: *Gasp!* 😨 Tiny! You were Supposed to Keep An Eye On The Roast Beef!
Tiny Diamond: *Is On The Floor Coloring* Oh! Sorry Daddy! I Forgot! 😅🖍️
The Roast Beef Was Completely Burnt To A Crisp.
Guy Diamond: The Roast Is Ruined! What Am I Going To do? 😰
Guy Looked Out His Pod Window And Saw That there Was A Nearby Berger Joint. (Or MEAT-CIRCLE Joint, As The Putt-Putt Trolls Like To Call It)
Guy Diamond: Hmmmm... 🤔
Guy Diamond: What If I Where To Buy Fast Food And Disguise It As My Own Cooking?
Tiny Diamond: Ohohoho! Very Clever Daddy! 😄👍
Guy Diamond Began Climbing Out The Window But Sky Came in And Caught Him.
Sky Toronto: GUY DIAMOND! 😠
Guy Diamond: Uh Oh... 😟
Tiny Diamond: You're On Your Own Daddy! I'm Outta Here! 😥 *Leaves*
Sky Toronto: What Are You Doing? 🤨
Guy Diamond: Oh... I'm Just... Stretching My Calves! You should never skip Calves Day You Know!
Sky Toronto: Why Is There Smoke Coming Out of Your Oven Guy?
Guy Diamond: Oh! Uh! 😨 It's Not Smoke! It's Steam. From The... Steamed Clams We're Having! Mmmmmm Steamed Clams! 🤤
Sky Toronto: Hmmm... 🤨 *Goes Back To The Dining Room*
Guy Diamond: *Phew* 😮💨
Guy Safely Jumped Out the Window and Ran to Burger Joint As Fast As He Could. He Bought 5 Hamburgers And Ran Back To His Pod To Serve them to Sky. 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Sky Toronto: *Puts On A Bib*
Guy Diamond: *Serves The Burgers On A Big Plate* Sky I Hope You're Ready For Some Mouth Watering Hamburgers!
Sky Toronto: Hamburgers? I Thought We Were Having Steamed Clams. 🤨
Guy Diamond: Oh No! I Said Steamed Hams. That's What I Call Hamburgers. 😅
Sky Toronto: You Call Hamburgers Steamed Hams? 😑
Guy Diamond: Yep! It's A... Regional Thing.
Sky Toronto: Really? What Region? 😑
Guy Diamond: Uhhh... 😥 The... Upper... Left Side of Pop Village? 😅
Sky Toronto: Really? Because My Factory is in the Upper Left Side of Pop Village, And I Never Heard Anyone Say The Phrase "Steamed Hams"
Guy Diamond: Oh, Did I Say The Upper Left Side of Pop Village? I Meant The Upper RIGHT Side of Pop Village. 😅
Sky Toronto: Oh, I See... *Takes A Bite of A Burger* 🍔
Sky Toronto: Hmm... You know, These Burgers Taste Very Similar to the ones they Sell at the Nearby Burger Joint.
Guy Diamond: *Nervous Laughter* Oh No! Those Are 100% Original "Diamond Burgers" An Old Family Recipe. 😅
Sky Toronto: ...
Sky Toronto: For Steamed Hams? 😑
Guy Diamond: Yep!
Sky Toronto: So You Call Them Steamed Hams Even Though They Are obviously Grilled. (Shows the Grill Marks On The Patty)
Guy Diamond: Uh... Well... You Know I... You Know I Always Say... Uh... 😰 *Sits Up* Excuse me For One Second! ☝️😅
Sky Toronto: Of course. 😑
Guy Went Back Into the Kitchen and Came Back Out.
Guy Diamond: *Yawn* 🥱 Well That was Fun. I'm Pooped. 😄
Sky Toronto: *Checks His Watch* Yeah, I Guess It's Time I Go Back to Work- (Notices That The Kitchen Is On Fire) -GOOD LORD! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?! 🫵😨
The Kitchen Door: 🔥🔥🔥🚪🔥🔥🔥
Guy Diamond: ...
Guy Diamond: Aurora Borealis. 😐
Sky Toronto: Aurora Borealis?! At THIS Time of Year, At THIS Time Of Day, At THIS Part Of The Troll Kingdoms, And ENTIRELY In Your Kitchen? 🤨
Guy Diamond: ...
Guy Diamond: Yes. 😐
Sky Toronto: ...
Sky Toronto: May I See It? 😐
Guy Diamond: ...
Guy Diamond: No.
Guy And Sky Then Left The Pod.
Tiny Diamond: *Standing Outside The Pod With Them* Uh, Daddy, I Think The Pod is On Fire. 😐👉
Guy Diamond: Oh No Son That's Just The Northern Lights. 😅
Sky Toronto: Well Guy, I Have To Say You Are A... Strange Fellow... 😑
Sky Toronto: But You Do Make Steaming Good Hams! 😌 *Walks Away*
Guy Diamond: Well, I Guess Dinner Was A Success. 😁
Tiny Diamond: Daddy I think The Pod is Definitely On Fire. 😐👉
The Pod: *Is Completely Engulfed In Flames* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The End! 🍔
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