HUNTER X KIK X CHAT

squad drama

•killua: wow it's been so long since this author updated this wtf

kura: I bet she doesn't even remember the plot

g0n: is there even a plot?

•Killua: yes of course there's a plot it's this:

g0n: wtf is the plot

kura: GON YOURE TURNING INTO SUCH A REBEL DONT SAY WTF EVER AGAIN.

Wendy<3: I'm sure there's a plot minna-San :)

g0n: OMG Wendy-San I use that mom-style happy face too :)

kura: it's the most passive aggressive smile

Wendy<3: where's Killua-San?

g0n: the dude's been typing for a while, slow af

g0n: choose me, Wendy-San, I can type 15 words a second

g0n: I'm also really good at Rock Paper Scissors

g0n: not like the electric killua dude who uses some yo-yo's?? that's so out of style tbh

wendy<3: I like yo-yo's. :)

g0n: Wendy-san are you threatening me?

Wendy<3: not at all :)

g0n: ...ok... I believe u since we're meant to end up together at the end, ik

kura: killua sure is slow at typing tho

kura: it's been like... 14 seconds already...

kura: killua?

kura: dude?

kura: bro?

kura: u ok over there?

killua: well the plot consists of me, the main character, typing up really stupid thing s that the readers can relate too. I'm the one who makes them go "LOL" "LMAO" and "ROFL" while you, gon, only make them go "OMG". that means I'm more important. the plot also consists of a ship called KilDy, a crack ship this author somehow came up with, that does not involve gon at all but me, killua, and wendy. killua x wendy. not gon. the plot also combine two animes, Hunter x Hunter (Us) and Fairy Tail, the anime from which Spirit holder girl and END guy come from. but that story is not about them, it's about me being in character and gon being completely out of character because the author thought for some reason that would be funny. I'm also the author's favourite character. and I can type 16 words a second, too.

kura: bruh

Wendy<3: I think killua-san just broke the fourth wall

g0n: I bet the readers didn't even look at that longaass paragraph HA

•killua: that you didn't look at tit doesn't me they didn't

•killua: slow-ass reader

g0n: well FUDGE YOU

•killua: FLUFF YOU too

SpiritHolder: open, gate of the maiden: Virgo!

kura: bish this is a chat you can't fluffin add people like that what

Virgo: is it time for punishment, princess?

kura: WHAT THE FORK

Wendy<3: Lucy-San! help me! :(

SpiritHolder: Wendy I have my own problems go solve them yourself. grow up kid.

g0n: Wendy I can protect y

•Killua: dude you forgot to type "ou"

kura: WTF LUCY ILL TELL NATSU ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR

SpiritHolder: what? are u picking a fight with me? we can't, killua and gon are fighting already, it's confusing to the readers...

Virgo: this is my fault, princess. it's time for punishment.

g0n: no I didn't it's just that my wifi is slow

SpiritHolder: VIRGO DONT GO ORDERING ME AROUND I DECIDE WHEN ITS PUNISHMENT TIME

•killua: that has Nottingham to do with it gon

kura: @•killua: wtf Nottingham @spiritholder so you're saying you punish your spirits? damn girl that ain't right

•killua: sorry, autocorrect, that meant nothing

Wendy<3: what meant nothing? Are you saying your texts mean nothing? they mean something to me, killua-San!

•killua: what😂😂 now I meant THAT means nothing

kura: omg emoji

spiritholder left the chat.

kura: L8 LOSER!

Wendy<3: do I mean anything to you at all, killua-San?

•killua: gosh. things just got real.

g0n: HAHA NOTTINGHAM YOU CANT EVEN TYPE

kura: is your wifi that slow

•killua: dude it meant nothing

kura: excuse me? are you saying that gon's late reply to your typo meant nothing and laughing at me for making fun of him? dude you just don't do that

kura: thought we were bros

Wendy<3: I thought you cared, killua-san... guess you don't ?

•killua: what
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g0n: heh killua messed up

Virgo: is it time for punishment yet?

•killua: go away virgo