KILL: guys
koorah: ye
KILL: I'm scared
koorah: of what?
KILL: spiders
koorah: dude u tryna be funny
KILL: no I don't need to try it comes from the soul
KILL: but anyway it's not spiders............
KILL: I'm scared of...
koorah: of?
ERZADAGODDESS: YOURE SCARED OF YOURSELF?
HisOak: I'd be scared of myself if I was a girl
ERZADAGODDESS: I'd be scared of myself if I had your face, frost off.
HisOak: that's right girls can only cook and bake go frost some cakes hon
ERZADAGODDESS: I'm not a girl, I'm a woman. You're the one behaving like a nine year old boy with the face of a fifty year old pedophile male.
KILL: wow um
KILL: burn much
HisOak: apply burnt water to cold area cuz I don't feel hot at all.
ERZADAGODDESS: Thats because you're not hot. You're ugly.
HisOak: I'm not hot, I'm beautiful. Just like whipped cream.
ERZADAGODDESS: well you're not wrong, your skin is as pale as a cloud. But is your face really as deformed as the whip cream they use on cakes? Didnt know you had that low of a self esteem.
HisOak: I'm surprised a girl like you knows what self esteem means, it's a pretty complicated world for things like you ;)
ERZADAGODDESS: things? you mean like a pine tree? that sort of thing?
HisOak: no, I mean like you're the ESS at the end of GOD, that's right god's a man and you don't fit
jellal: pls no omg y is pine tree dude killing himself this way
jellal: pls value ur life omg (oh my goddess)
ERZADAGODDESS: Thank you, Jelly, for specifying the term. I, indeed, am the "G" in OMG.
jellal: that's right
KILL: omf u called him jelly
koorah: that sounds like jealous
HisOak: who would be jealous because of a woman?
KILL: pine tree dude stop being this way ur so out of character wtf go kill something
HisOak: you're calling me pine tree dude too?
koorah: m8
HisOak: mate? you're gay? that's not right
ERZADAGODDESS: lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transexuals are literally my inspiration. FROST. OFF.
HisOak: nice thinking. as expected of a woman.
jellal: wOw u calling her woman? no
jellal: I'm jelly now
YOU ARE READING
HUNTER X KIK X CHAT
RandomIn which the hunters join kik. Fairy Tail joins too. You can request what you want them to talk about too. I was bored lol (includes KilDy (Killua x Wendy), JerZa . . . etc)
