erza is the G in OMG

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KILL: guys

koorah: ye

KILL: I'm scared

koorah: of what?

KILL: spiders

koorah: dude u tryna be funny

KILL: no I don't need to try it comes from the soul

KILL: but anyway it's not spiders............

KILL: I'm scared of...

koorah: of?

ERZADAGODDESS: YOURE SCARED OF YOURSELF?

HisOak: I'd be scared of myself if I was a girl

ERZADAGODDESS: I'd be scared of myself if I had your face, frost off.

HisOak: that's right girls can only cook and bake go frost some cakes hon

ERZADAGODDESS: I'm not a girl, I'm a woman. You're the one behaving like a nine year old boy with the face of a fifty year old pedophile male.

KILL: wow um

KILL: burn much

HisOak: apply burnt water to cold area cuz I don't feel hot at all.

ERZADAGODDESS: Thats because you're not hot. You're ugly.

HisOak: I'm not hot, I'm beautiful. Just like whipped cream.

ERZADAGODDESS: well you're not wrong, your skin is as pale as a cloud. But is your face really as deformed as the whip cream they use on cakes? Didnt know you had that low of a self esteem.

HisOak: I'm surprised a girl like you knows what self esteem means, it's a pretty complicated world for things like you ;)

ERZADAGODDESS: things? you mean like a pine tree? that sort of thing?

HisOak: no, I mean like you're the ESS at the end of GOD, that's right god's a man and you don't fit

jellal: pls no omg y is pine tree dude killing himself this way

jellal: pls value ur life omg (oh my goddess)

ERZADAGODDESS: Thank you, Jelly, for specifying the term. I, indeed, am the "G" in OMG.

jellal: that's right

KILL: omf u called him jelly

koorah: that sounds like jealous

HisOak: who would be jealous because of a woman?

KILL: pine tree dude stop being this way ur so out of character wtf go kill something

HisOak: you're calling me pine tree dude too?

koorah: m8

HisOak: mate? you're gay? that's not right

ERZADAGODDESS: lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transexuals are literally my inspiration. FROST. OFF.

HisOak: nice thinking. as expected of a woman.

jellal: wOw u calling her woman? no

jellal: I'm jelly now

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