The Sewing Machine, The Knife, and the Stove

Chapter Five: Creation Explanation

I am waiting for Bardley and Bardlette. I wait a few hours, and just as I start to doze off I hear the sound of Footsteps. Finally! I whisper. Then I see Bardlette glance around the corner, see me, then say something to someone behind her. There you are! Bardley says. Yep, here I am, I say. We found Wolfcall, Bardley says. But... We, uh, we can't tell you where she is, because... Well... Because she's in orgrimmar dealing with a wolf dragon problem? I ask. What the- How did you know? Bardley asks. Let's just say i'm not the only one with secrets, Link member, I say. Wait, what? You know about the link? Bardley asks. I don't just 'know about it', I literally created it. You what? Bardley asks. You heard me. I created it. I created every single link member, including your leader, Wolfcall, and also including you two. What do you mean you 'created' us? Bardlette asks. Well, first I open battle.net, then I log in to my blizzard account, then I hit play, I wait for the video game to load, I hit the 'create new character' button, I pick a class and race, I adjust the character's appearance, I enter a name, I choose a starting zone, and then poof! there's my character, I say. Wait, that phrase you just used, the 'video game' one, it sounds so familiar... Wait a moment, Wolfcall told me about a planet called earth, and how the humans there have something called electronic devices, and how there's thousands of games you can play on the devices if you have one. Penelope, are you from earth? Bardlette asks. Of course I am. How else would I have created you? But... Earth's not real...  Bardlette says. Well, according to people on my planet, neither is azeroth, I say. Okay... Well, I suppose we  could make sure Wolfcall knows she should meet you here, but I don't think I can take you to her, since she's helping some orcs calm some wolves down. They may have accepted Wolfcall's presence there, but if they see you they'll attack. Don't worry, I know. I was planning to wait here, anyway. Oh. cool, I guess. Um, why exactly do you need to talk to Wolfcall, anyway? Bardley asks. You'll have to wait and see, I say. About three hours later, Bardley and Bardlette get a message from Wolfcall. Change of plans. I can't meet you there right now, so you'll have to wait. Meet me in wolf valley in about an hour; you'll have a surprise there waiting for you, Wolfcall says.

Got it, Bardlette says to Wolfcall.

Okay, so apparently there's been a slight change of plans- Bardlette starts to say, but I interrupt her. Let me guess. Wolfcall can't meet me here right now, so we'll be heading to wolf valley? Um, yeah, how'd you know? Bardlette asks. Like I said, I created you.