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This part of my story is about the real-life events that inspired this story. They may not sound like real events, but this version of them really did happen to my mom. I wasn't born when these events happened, but my mom told me about them. Enjoy!

The Sewing Machine

My mom was sewing something and talking to herself at the same time (Bad idea!). The result? Her sewing machine flew out the window, crashed through the roof of the principal's office and landed sideways on his desk. Luckily the principal wasn't in his office at the time. The roof was old and needed to be repaired, so my mom was "Helping" when she accidentally made a hole in it. 

The Knife

My mom was chopping things while talking (Uh oh!). What happened? The knife was in her hand one second and not the next. It almost hit her teacher. The teacher was NOT HAPPY.


The Stove

I always knew my mom was bad at cooking, but it turns out she once lit a stove on fire (why am I even surprised anymore?).


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Some insane person decided to send my mom to some place called shop. When my mom saw all the buttons her eyes lit up like Christmas. Then some old guy steps in front of her and says 'oh no, I've heard about you!' and forces my mom to sit at a desk with tape around it and no buttons. She wasn't allowed any farther into the building.

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