Mikey and Ant are in the store.
M ¨Dude, do you think this is good?¨ <(casual question)
A ¨Bro, those are off-brand.. And kinda open.¨ <(Kinda annoyed)
M ¨So?¨ <(genuine question.)
A ¨Someone probably poisoned it or something!¨ <(voice raised, somewhat annoyed.
M (groans) ¨Whatever du-¨ <(Finished the word dude then cut it off in editing.)
They both hear Coner yelling something outside.
¨Aliens! Aliens!¨ <(Panicked and excited, like a roller coaster.)
They roll their eyes, looking out the window. They both gasp in unison as they see Coner trying to bring attention to the alien space ship outside. Too bad no one was actually outside (empty street).
A ¨DUDE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?¨ <(Pretty much stan whenever he sees anything crazy or new idkkkkkkkkkk)
M ¨Aliens I guess.¨ <(casual)
A ¨Dude, what do you mean ¨I gUeSs?¨ <(mocking, annoyed.)
M just stares.
A ¨UGH!!! Whatever! Just come on!¨ <(kinda pissed, annoyed.)
Ant drags Mikey outside.
Outside, Coner waves.
C ¨Hey guys!¨ <(excited)
M ¨Hi Coner.¨ <(Doesn't care, doesn't want to pay attention to him.)
C ¨My name's Collin..¨ <(Confused)
A ¨Shut up Coner.¨ <(Annoyed)
C ¨Okay.¨ <(quiet, quick)
The boys look up at the aliens. Ant starts yelling at them to get out of there, Mikey is just asking if they think the chips are poisoned for a second before Ant tells him to be quiet. Coner just waves.
A & M get kidnapped by the aliens, Coner just watches, shouting in the distance:
C ¨You'll do great, guys!¨ <(encouraging)
Inside, there's a bunch of aliens in the background talking, suddenly going silent when they see them. The alien captain comes up, giggling until he sees them.
AC ¨Dammit, wrong ones again..¨ <(tired, a little fed up.)
M ¨Wrong ones?¨ <(Surprised.)
A ¨WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRONG ONES?!¨ <(absolutely flabbergasted)
The alien captain ignores them, insteading asking:
AC ¨Do you two happen to know where the white house is?¨ <(actual question.)
They both look at him, utterly shocked. The alien captain shrugs it off.
AC ¨Nevermind, nevermind. Our new mission is to get you two out here. Follow me.¨ <(like when a smart character asks a stupid question, realizes it's stupid, then changed the topic)
A ¨Why would we follow you?!¨ <(not sure how to describe it ill show)
Everyone rolls their eyes, including the AC and mikey.
A ¨Ugh. Fine.¨ <(fed up)
They walk.
M ¨So why do you guys want the president?¨ <(Genuine question)
AC ¨To take over the human world.¨ <(Blatantly)
A ¨Hah! Yeah right! Have you seen the movies!? We'll totally win.¨ <(over confident)
AC ¨Those are all fake.¨ <(Blatantly)
A ¨Duh. I know they're acted out! They're movies!¨ <(Thinks he's smarter)
AC ¨No we made those.¨ <(Basically just knows.)
M & A stop walking immediately.
M & A ¨-What.¨
AC ¨Yeah.. Do humans take credits for those? Well, we made them.¨
A ¨Then why do you guys make yourselves look so weak!?¨
AC ¨So that you'll all underprepare for our take over.¨
M ¨Smart.¨
A ¨Shut it.. Wait- So you're saying that you guys made Star wars?¨
AC ¨Yup.¨
A ¨Star Trek?¨
AC ¨Mhm.¨
A ¨E.T.?¨
AC ¨Yes, everything.¨
M ¨Even Mo-¨
AC ¨Even monsters vs aliens.. Sadly.
They're at the end of the ship now, at the exit. AC picks up a brain erasing gun.
M ¨Woahhh.. I never knew we took in so much propaganda!¨
AC ¨Yeah yeah, now look me in the eyes, both of you.¨
M & A both look at him before Ant asks
A ¨Why?¨
AC ¨To erase your memories.¨
He erases Ants memories of today.
M ¨WHAT!?!?!¨
M gets memories erased, Ac opens the bottom of the ship and they fall back down. Coner was waiting for them on the grass as the spaceship flies away.
C ¨How was it, guys?¨
A ¨How was.. Looking for snacks..?¨
M ¨Or soccer practice..?¨
C ¨No! The alien spaceship!¨
M & A just groan. (in unison)
YOU ARE READING
aliens on off-street (unreleased script)
Science Fictionthe unreleased script of the animated short "Aliens on off street" (canceled student film)
