It was a sunny day at Little John Highschool, It was lunch time, everyone was outside playing, Shrek-Chan was sitting on a bench in his kawaii uniform.
Shrek-Chan sighs
'I wish Obama-Kun would like me...'
he thought as he ate his chocolate cake.
Shrek-chan looks up from the bench, and sees his bully, Drake-San.
"Shrek-Chan, give me your lunch money, NOW!"
Shrek-Chan hesitates before saying
"but..I don't have much money.."
Drake-San yells in fury
"I don't care!"
He tries to punch Shrek-Chan before someone stops him
"h-huh?!"
Drake-San looks up to see..Obama-kun!
"Don't you EVER, EVER, touch him again, or you'll regret it.."
Obama-kun shouts before pushing drake-San away
"h-hey don't push my bf like that!"
Drake-San's 10 year old gf says
"let's get outta here.."
Drake-San says before bolting away with his gf.
"Are you okay?"
Obama-kun asks Shrek-Chan
"o-oh, um, yeah.."
Shrek-Chan says, blushing profusely.
At lunch
Shrek-Chan is sitting at their lunch table with a few friends, just talking about their crushes
"Yeah so like basically me and Papa Smurf are like dating"
Peppa pig says, twirling her (imaginary) hair
"Isn't that like.. illegal?"
Skibidi toilet asks
"Wha- No! Nobody asked Skibidi toilet! Shut up!"
Peppa yells
"Whatever.."
Skibidi toilet leaves the table
"Anyways..Shrek-Chan!"
Peppa pig says and snaps her finger to get his attention
"W-what?"
He is startled because he zoned out
"You have a crush? Or are dating someone?"
Peppa pig asks with a mischievous grin smudged on her face
"Oh..um..no, of course not-haha!"
Shrek-chan says, blushing
"You're lying, tell me!"
Shrek-chan sighs
"It's..Obama-Kun..Please dont tell!"
Peppa pigs jaw DROPS.
"Wha-what? THE Obama-Kun?!?"
Peppa pig asks genuinely curious
"Yes, why?"
"Literally every other girl likes him, you're COOKED."
Shrek-chan sighs dreadfully
"Yeah..I know..but..he did save me from Drake-San today! Maybe I have a tiny chance..?"
He half smiles
"Nah bro, if anybody else finds out your cooked, they will obliterate you"
Peppa pig says, the bell starts ringing
"Well, see ya!"
They wave their goodbyes
After School
Shrek-Chan is starting to walk home when he feels a hand on his shoulder
"H-huh?"
He turns around to see Obama-Kun, AGAIN.
"Hey, uh, do you maybe wanna hang out tomorrow?"
Shrek-Chan is bewildered
"Sure..W-when?"
Shrek-Chan fiddles with his fingers
"5pm at the park"
Obama-Kun says, smiling bright fully
"Okay, see you there"
They say goodbye and walk home
