Helluva Boss x Female Reader [+Oneshots and Headcannons]

Pilot; Helluva Boss

(Tbh I just copied and pasted from my prince of hell story because I'm lazy as fuck. So accept similarities from that chapter and don't say I copied. I copied from MY story.)

"Alright, now I know business has been.slow lately," Blitz said walking back in forth in front of a conference table, with his employees sitting in the chairs, Y/N, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona. "It's no one's flaut, okay? I'm not naming any names here....Moxxie."

Moxxie glares at the demon, clearly annoyed. 

"Now. Does anyone have any bright ideas that could get business drummin' up again?" Blitz asked. 

Millie jumped and raised her hands up with enthusiasm. "What about a car wash!?" She asked excitedly with sparkles in her eyes.

Y/N speaks up, "This is Hell, Millie, no one cares about cars being clean here."

"Oh! What about a billboard!?" Blitz asked with jazz hands, his eyes sparkling.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said, crossing his arms.

"Helpful Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now." Blitz said. He pushed Moxxie out of his seat, he went flying off somewhere offscreen. 

Blitz continued talking, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" He asked, then he pulled a remote out and turned on the TV. It shows Blitz smashing someone's head, Moxxie blasting out some guy's brains, Loona biting some ugly looking bitch, Millie slashing someone's head off and Y/N stabbing someone in the back.

The video ended and Millie, Y/N, Loona, and Blitz. "Ah, those were the good times." Blitz said. Moxxie being the bitch he is, started to speak, "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you spent almost all our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week," Moxxie crossed his arms. "One that you addition paid to have run for three hours, on a channel NOBODY fucking watches!"

Y/N spoke up, "Hey, excuse me? What's obnoxious about a super fun, jingle alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bull shit at you!" Blitz nodded.

"People love musicals, Y/N." Millie said with a smirk.

"Exactly! And we're basically doing a musical!" Blitz said with jazz hands. "Are you gonna crush my musical theater drums like my dad did?" Y/N groaned in annoyance.

"Sir-"

"Cause right now, all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside." Blitz said being dramatic as hell, he did a dramatic fall into Y/N's arms, who immediately dropped him.

"Oh fuck you, Red (Blitz's nickname for Y/N)." Blitz said as Y/N smirked.

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie ask in a flirty manner.

"I-What?"

"I thought I knew you." Millie said, sticking her tongue out.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie! After I made you employee of the month!" Blitz said with fake tears as he showed a picture of Moxxie in the employee of the month picture frame, which looks horrible.

"Okay sir! I'm sorry, but a commercial jingle is NOT compatible to a musical theater! Nobody actually likes the jingles." Moxxie stated.

"I liked it!" Millie and Y/N said in unison, Moxxie tensed up, "Do not-don't agree with him in front of me!"

(The screen fades into a countdown of 3.)

Blitz walks in front of the screen. "Hi! I'm Blitzo, the O is silent! And I'm the founder of I.M.P.! Are you a piece of shit who got sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?"