Helluva Boss x Female Reader [+Oneshots and Headcannons]

The Harvest Moon Festival; Helluva Boss Episode 5

As the episode starts, a sigh is heard. Blitz is seen lighting a cigarette on Stolas's bed as he puts his hands behind his head. He is seen wearing little clothing. Y/N is seen sleeping, covered by the sheets.

"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvou early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon" Stolas said as his hands are seen tied up to the bed.

"When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about." Blitz replied as he burns the rope that tied up Stolas to the bed with the cigar, Stolas takes a swig of the cigarette," — but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll." Blitz finished.

"As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy," Stolas said, "My grimoire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself and Y/N." Stolas unlighted Blitz's cigarette using his horn and pitches his cheek. Blitz shoved him away. "The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals!" Stolas finished.

Blitz takes a feather out of his mouth, disgusted. I think we all know where that came from - anyways, "Wrath, huh? Y/N and my employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklekfucks." Blitz replied as Stolas sat up.

"Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..." Stolas pulled the covers over his head as he made his way to Blitz's crotch area. "—special access~" Stolas said as he chuckles. He ruffles Y/N's hair.

"Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly." Blitz replied.

Stolas sat up with the covers still over his head,"I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year. Although some random imp family jumps and robs Wally Wackford, you think you know em'?"

".....I know nothing!!..." Blitz yelled.

"Alright...?"

"...Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway" Blitz replied. "Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait." Stolas said in a baby-talk voice.

"Oh, fuck my clients!" Blitz said as he smiled.

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The camera switches to a scene that shows Moxxie and Millie asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and an organ playing sound is heard for a ringtone. Moxie groans in annoyance and taps the phone and rolls over. The phone sounds again. Annoyed, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up, "What do you want, sir?" Moxxie asked.

"Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?" Blitz asked over the phone. Millie immediately wakes up excited,

"The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!" Millie cheered with a grin.

Moxxie sighed, "Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait..." Moxxie seemed to have realized something,

"Where are you calling from?" Blitz falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone falls down and hits him on the head. Moxxie narrows his eyes at Blitz. Blitz then purrs like a cat. "Mm-hm. Of course." Moxxie said annoyed.

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It's about 1 A.M.