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OZZIE'S; Helluva Boss Episode 7

Hey guys! I'm back! Just one piece of news, I will not be doing Episode 8 because it's really just a Loona and Blitz Episode. This one will be short!

 The episode starts to a scene of Imp City. Yelling is heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the newspaper down and opens Stolas's grimoire. The page of the book creates a portal to Earth. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head, and a bear trap that barely missed Y/N, who jumps into Blitz's arms, who immediately drops her. Y/N growls as Blitz helps her up. Moxxie looks out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. 

"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitz cheered as he walked over Y/N.

Millie crawls across the floor, with an axe between her teeth.

"I'm still so jazzed up!!" Millie said as she snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the gang.

"Well you better stay jazzed," Moxxie started as he does finger guns at Millie, "Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street!" Blitz suggested.

"Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

"Shit! I'm late to work!" Y/N shouted as she ran quickly out the building. She waves to Blitz before she fully exited.

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in excitement, she gasps, "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while." Moxxie said as he smiled at his wife.

"Moxxie!" Millie smiled as she jumps into Moxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitz rolls his eyes.

Blitz groans from annoyance as Millie and Moxxie continue making out.

"Ugh, can you two not?" Blitz asked.

"I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?" Moxxie asked.

"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitz suggested.

"Uh no. The reservation is for us." Moxxie said.

"Uh huh."

"Just us." Moxxie stated.

"Mhm."

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there." Moxxie deadpanned.

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." He said as he hugged Moxxie and Millie into a group hug, "See you lovebugs later!" He whistles as he exits the building. Moxxie growls.