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Wario beats you in a UFC fight (Ufc fighter wario x reader)

You were a heavyweight UFC fighter who was looking to make a title run. You were young, only 25 years old, and many declared you a generational MMA talent. But, in order to grab the glory of a ufc heavyweight title, you had to get through him...

Wah... Ha... Ha...

Wario. Considered by many the greatest UFC fighter of all time. His record was a perfect 87 wins to 0 losses. He was at the peak, even at his old age of 52. Could you ever defeat him?

Your POV, at the UFC press conference.

This is it. The press conference. I always try to look intimidating, I always try to talk shit on my opponents, but how can I in this case?

This man is a certified killer. He hasn't lost one match. Hes fast. Hes strong. Hes never been knocked down, never been taken down.

He finishes nearly all his fights in the first round... Theres no way I can win...

Still. I have to try.

I enter the stage, hearing cheering and applause, and I sit down. The press conference is being held in The Mushroom Kingdom. They didnt like Wario, since he was a Diamond City man, they wanted to see me knock him down a peg.

I will try.

Narration

It began. The challenger, Y/N. Against the unbeatable Wario.

As Y/N tried to get in Wario's head through trash talk and attempting to look big, it fell upon deaf ears. Although the crowd loved it, wario spoke softly, and seemed to care little for your statements. The only response he gave you was...

"Heh... Hahe a rotten day!"

He was not intimidated in the slightest. Y/N tensed up, spoke less. His fear resurfaced. He couldnt just ingore these feelings.

What was this "Wario" man? Was he even a man? How was he so powerful?

Y/N couldnt find answers to any of these questions.

The staredown began. Wario had a fire in his eyes. It amazed Y/N, despite all these years Wario's fire and passion for MMA has not been lost. Y/N seemed fearful, but tried their best to inditimate Wario.

The two left the stage, the fight was set to happen in just 7 more sleeps.

Your POV, fight night.

This is it. I threw up twice in the locker room. Ive never been more afraid. I dont know if I'll even survive.

I stepped out, walking out of my corner and approaching the cage. Wario was already inside, the crowd going wild as we were the main even.

"MUSHROOM KINGDOM! ARE. YOU. READY!!!"

The announcer screamed. The crowd seemed very excited. They believed that if anyone could defeat Wario, it was me.

"TONIGHT! THE UNDEFEATED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD WILL BE DETERMINED!!!"

I attempt to stand strong on my side of the octagon as the announcer got the crowd excited. I stared down Wario, who did not avert his gaze. He looked even more terrifying in his MMA uniform.