That one time I got reincarnated as an Asian assassin who's smart.

Intertwined Taste

Food. Food. Food. That's all I need to justify my swift and painless killing of this girl.

"Hey what do you actually want for dinner?" I asked

"Oh well, I'm craving some pizza actually." she spoke in a calming tone indeed.

" Oh so you're a fat arse with a dream and a scholarship right?". I politely asked.

" That's just so uncalled for you know? Can't a girl crave pizza once in a while?" she said, somewhat offended.

"Sure, but I'd like to treat you to something better." I said

"What is it?" She asked

"Steak maybe? Some nice burgers?" I asked in a sort of scornful manner.

" I am not that hungry." She replied.

"Okay fine whatever, pizza it is!" I gave in, cause she's that sort of girl.

She does not look impressed. I had a shower, unpacked my bags and well I wonder what she's doing.

"What are  you doing? Shouldn't you be studying?" I asked.

"I get straight A's in my exams though, so it clearly works." she said, I hate her now!!!

"Okay" I said

"What are you watching?" I am asking indeed!

"It's Jujutsu Kaisen." She said, blatantly bad taste detector going off.

" Mid!" I exclaimed.

"Yep, I agree" she agrees.

"The food! It's here." Of course it is. I took a shower and everything!

"Go get it please, I'm on my period." Jeez she's lazy!

"Okay princess!" I should definitely start fighting back more.

I slowly approach the location of the delivery man

Well, who's that? He's just standing ther- oh! It's the pizza guy, from my dreams. He's here to deliver!

"Give me the food sir, it's mine!" I said in a rude accent.

"Oh, okay!" he gave me it without thinking. What a fool.

And here I am on my merry way back to the dorms when Mr smart guy decides to make such an annoying mistake, it's comical. Well, what do we have here? Mr Wilfred SCREAMING at the top of his lungs, so that I could hear his speaking comprehension!

"Ahh yes, I want that annoying punch diffuser dead. I hope your involvement will cement this as your fastest headhunt."

Oh well? Who is he talking to. I hope he doesn't mean he wants me dead. I used my critical thinking prowess, to figure it out! He's talking to my brother. Ughhhh that fool. Does he think he's even close to me in terms of ability? The short answer, no.

I went back to my dorm room with pizza in hand. (I was really against my foolish brother's involvement in this! Whyyyyy???)

"Oh okay! There it is, pizza." she seemed excited.

"Yep, pizza." Amazing expression!

"Oof, it looks delectable!" She's head-over-heels for this pizza, wow.

"Eat up then."

Last night with this cute innocent student. She's gonna be sad when I end her, eventually