That one time I got reincarnated as an Asian assassin who's smart.

Halcyon Times

Food, the only thing that drew me to this unassuming area of wafts and smells.

Cafeteria! My hungry soul, was ready for the soul-crushingly bad food that would be served.

Oh it's smoked salmon, never mind.

"Hey Flash, what do you think of this school?" Masonry, is that you?

"It's fancy, that's for sure." I am really a gentleman.

"Hey what's Mr Wilson's son's name?" I asked, like a gentleman.

"It's Alex, I think. We aren't, friends" Yep, alright then.

"Thanks, did he have a relationship with Anne?" I'd love to know :)

"Yeah, yes he did. I think they were quite close." he replied

"Thanks, where can I find this guy?" I love asking questions now don't I?

"I think he's upstairs." This man is so knowledgeable, why?

I hurriedly ran up the stairs like a man on a mission. Alex, that's the man I have to find!

"Hey! No running in the hallways, ever." Wow is that the hall monitor? I'm going to ki-

"Good afternoon young man!" Oh god it's not even after noon!

"Sorry  could I know if you had a good reason to run up the stairs?" He asks

"Yes I do, I am trying to find a student named Alex before the bell rings, I need to ask him a few things." Not the best excuse to be honest.

"That would be me." Him? Really.

"Oh hey! I wanted to have a chat with you about something." Wow long-winded sentences.

"Could I know a bit about Anne Valentine?" The mafia girl.

"Uh, yea sure?" He doesn't look to interested.

"I was thinking of asking her out, I'd like your opinions." I am an accomplished liar.

"Oh! Well I've got a few words for you, Stay away." I wonder why. 

"She's the worst, I mean seriously. Firstly, she gave up on me after her parents decided to make an arranged marriage between her and Mason! I have no hatred towards Mason, but why does this have to happen? I really just think you should stay away from her. She isn't single, I think it's best if you just move on. Secondly, she is very annoying sometimes. I could be having the best rest of my life, only to be woken up by her, 'noises'. I never know why I wake up, but I'll likely hit a hole in one if I guess it was her doing." Wow he really has a lot to say.

"Oh, I understand. I assume you are doing fine without her now right?" Its me!

"Yeah, you could say that."

Hmm, alright, everything went well. A lot better than I would have ever imagined in fact.

Suddenly, approaching footsteps could be heard. 

"Oh Mason, hello. How are you treating Anne? Does she feel happy being with you?" Alex says.

"Well, she likes me more than she ever liked you." *smiles* 

"Do you have any reason for this sort of animosity towards me Mason?" asked Alex.

"Oh why do you care? Remember how you thirsted over Anne even after your breakup? She doesn't like you as much as you think she does." Masonry at work.

"Well alright Mason, keep dreaming." *Goes for a punch* Alex Style.

*Mason nearly dodges but get's a combo inclusive of a kick to the knee*

*Alex is clearly rioting, he needs to be stopped*

Alex is truly good at fighting, he's barely given Mason the chance to breathe.

"That'll teach you to stop." Alex says with clear hatred.

"Hey what the actual hell is going on?" A female? It's Anne!

"Stop fighting!" Exclaims Anne.

Oh well, fight's over, Anne calls the infirmary for assistance, which they provide, good for them!

Have a good rest you two! You deserved it.