The Cafe's Secrets (SBI)

Big man goes missing!? . 5

Tommy Based Chapter

Tommy kinda missed Shroud. I mean, he really missed Shroud. He missed the whole murder. He also knew he was a raccoon hybrid but he loved birds. He tried to learn to speak bird language but he wasn't as good at that compared to Ender and Piglin. Then again, he was a nether-born raccoon, not an overworld-born one. Those poor birds...

KNOCK KNOCK

Visitors? Tommy thought. OH SHIT. WHAT IF THIS IS THE BIRD BOSS AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME FOR BEING A BETTER FATHER THAN HIM? Instead of being a pussy, Tommy opened the door and saw a man? with bird wings, Shroud on top of his? shoulder.

"Hello, Bird Guy. Hi Shroud!" Shroud bounded off the shoulder and rested in Tommy's hair.

"Hello, mate! Sorry, Shroud wanted to see you again and I saw no harm in him seeing his mates!"

Tommy nodded. This guy hasn't killed him yet and knows Shroud's name... he's cool. "Thanks! Do you want to come open the shop with me? I have a morning shift and don't have too much time on my hands for conversation."

Shroud's boss (as Tommy dubbed him) nodded. "I'm Phil, you are?"

Tommy shook the extended hand. "Tommy, Big man, boss man, cool dude, most awesome guy, Theseus, Theseus Tommy Tom Danger Dangerous Careful Carefullest Kraken Awesomest Awesome Pogest Poggity Pog Innit."

"That's a long full name mate."

"It's not my original title but I prefer it out of the bland name I was given."

"Which is?"

"Tommy Innit. Boring, right?"

"Doesn't suit you."

"Exactly, plus, Theseus is a much cooler name especially due to the Greek myth."

"You're into Greek mythology?" Phil didn't expect Tommy to be into such a topic. He might become Techno's favorite.

"A pog genre for a pog man."

"That's cool! One of my friends Techno is into Greek mythology."

"He visits the cafe with his bitch brother Wilbur! You could come along!"

"Okay mate, just don't want Shroud bothering you too much."

"No need to worry," Tommy held out his hand which Shroud immediately landed on. "He's poggers."

Phil just laughed. "Okay, mate."

And they started their journey to the cafe.

Timeskip was produced by needing to get this chapter out!
At the cafe...

"So that's why I like eating salt with orange juice. Get the taste buds running."

"Mate, you're going to fucking die from that."

"Pog! Do you think people will make a really gruesome story compared to what happened? That'd be so cool. I can already see the title, 'Salts of Murder.' and then people could develop a phobia of salt or some shi-"

"I'm going to have to stop you there."

"But why Philza Minecraft? The best of all men? The eldest of the world? The oldest of the ages?"

"Stop calling me old you little shit!"

"Hmm, Nope!"

"Geez mate."

Tommy finally opened the doors and flipped the sign. "And we're open!"

People started arriving, Ranboo included with the bunch. "Hi, Tommy."