The Cafe's Secrets (SBI)

Plague, Ares, and Evirose in a cafe!? As civilians . 3

Tommy-Based Chapter

Tommy was worried for Ranboo. His new friend seemed to experience these things a lot. Didn't he say it was a hybrid thing? Then why was Ranboo so confused about the red eyes?
Tommy had to shrug it off. If he didn't, he would be left panicking while on patrol and get a broken nose from a hero. "Well, big men! And non-binarys! Let us see what treats Niki has left us!"
Bad sighed. "Sorry about that Ranboo, he can be more chaotic in his raccoon form and he's a bit... accident-prone from..." Bad looked over at Tommy. "... the nightly activities that he could get seriously injured for."
"HEy!" Tommy's voice cracked. "I'm careful!"
Bad sighed. "You had a broken nose last week. Be careful you muffin." He lightly smacked Tommy's head.
Ranboo was more concerned now. "Are you okay!? A broken nose???"
Tommy was confused. Why was the dude he just met worried about him? "I'm good. Just had to do my big-man activities!"
Ranboo exalted. "Be safe. Please"
Tommy nodded.
Pink hair was seen from out the window along with some chatter. "Techno! You need to try this food! The London Fog is good! Also, stop being so emo."
"I'm not being emo. You dragged me out of bed because you need coffee and can't drive. Ask Phil next time."
Tommy perked up at the voices. "Wilbur!"
Wilbur smiled fondly and excitedly. "Hi, Sunshine! I present to you, my emo brother."
"He has cool hair! It would look much better braided though." Tommy reached for the pinkett's hair.
Ranboo smiled. Wilbur and Techno already seemed to know Tommy, so protection was already given.
Currently, Tommy was being lifted by Wilbur so he could touch Techno's hair. "Is it good if I braid it, big man?"
Techno slightly nodded. "Just don't knot it, it would take an hour to fix that."
Tommy grabbed Techno's hair again and motioned for him to sit down. He started lacing and weaving the pink strands. Soon a braid was made. "It looks so pog!"
Techno seemed slightly shocked by the kid's braiding ability. "Nice job."
Tommy was happy and went back behind the counter. "So, what do you guys want to eat?" Wilbur was about to tell his order when Tommy interrupted him. "Wilbur. I know you want a black coffee, no sugar along with a blueberry muffin. I was asking cool hair."
He pouted. "Tom! You could've acted like I don't come here every day! Now Techno's gonna make fun of me!"
"L," Techno replied very helpfully.
"Oh! Cool hair is Techno? Like the music genre?"
Wilbur nodded at Tommy's question. "It's actually Technoblade. He has been emo since birth."
Tommy did not make fun of Techno's name like Wilbur had hoped. "Fucking cool! You got named a fucking music disc, all I have to ask is why the fuck you are named Techno and he's named Wilbur? Who made your names?"
Wilbur grimaced. "I was named Wilbur because Dad didn't know what to name me while watching Charlotte's Web. He then decided the fucking pig's name would do."
Techno laughed. "My story sounds so cool compared to yours."
"Tell! Tell!"
"I was born in the pit. You know, the fighting arenas. I had beaten almost everyone and the people started calling me Blade. Then, somebody was listening to Techno, and I started dancing along. People combined it and here we are."
Tommy looked in awe. "THAT'S SO COOL!"
"I know."
Tommy laughed. "What's your order so I can ring it up?"
"Oh," Techno looked at the menu. "Wilbur, recommendations?"
"London fog, plain muffins. Great start pack."
Techno nodded. "What he said."
Tommy snickered. "That's what she said." He quickly acted as though he never said anything. "Order will be out in 5 - 10 minutes."
Wilbur was currently flabbergasted.
Techno was monotone.
Ranboo was smiling at the scene that had just played out in front of him.
Techno then turned. "Ranboo didn't know you'd be here."
"He helped me. Shop got destroyed by your little fight Wilbur." Ranboo glared half-heartedly (this means that Ranboo doesn't really care and he's only play scolding Wilbur!!!!).
"I wanted sand! It's a good snack! Then this guy pulls up and decides to fight me! Like what!?" Wilbur felt annoyed.
"Bruh. Stop yelling. Tommy's gonna think you're a street fighter."
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Ranboo was stuck in between the argument. His chocolate eclair backbone had decided to turn into an ice statue, just for a minute. "Guys!" The two fighting paused. "Why don't we discuss the Syndicate's protection of Tommy."
Techno sat down and Wilbur looked ecstatic. "Why don't we ensure he never gets in harm's way and if he does then the hero or vigilante dies?" Wilbur seemed happy to murder the people playing the hero.
"I have a better idea," Ranboo spoke. "Why don't we make sure that Tommy stays safe? We can be at a distance and if there's an injury on him or something else, we help. We can also earn his trust through our villain identities."
Techno nodded. "Good idea but he's pretty quick to notice things. I think he'd notice if the Syndicate's biggest members watched him."
"Yeah." Wilbur agreed. "Why don't we get Phil to send out some crows and have them report back?"
The other two nodded.
"I think that makes sense. Especially since Phil is known as an adoption maniac." Techno chuckled.
Ranboo laughed aloud. "That is a good point."
Suddenly, Wilbur saw a tuft of xanthous hair. "Tommy!"
Tommy turned to Wilbur. "Ayup! Making your drinks right now and Halo's making some muffins!"
Wilbur felt his smile grow. "You child!"
"I'm a big man! Unlike you, Baldi's Basic!"
Wilbur dramatically gasped. "How dare you! Gremlin child!"
Tommy smirked. "I'm so happy I'm not going to die because of heart disease, you know, different from you."
Wilbur then fell to the ground. "I've been struck down, merely from a child! Techno, bury my bones in the river and allow your vengeance to take control..." He then shed a tear. "Goodbye, world... leaving at merely 28!"
"L, also no."
Ranboo was chuckling at the theater kid.
"Yeah yeah, dramatic. See you when I graduate before you."
Wilbur sat up. "How did you know I never went to college!?"
"Look at you. It's not hard to tell."
Wilbur dramatically gasped again and fell to the floor. "Betrayed by a small creature who had given me small hope..."
"Die already!" Tommy shouted.
Then Wilbur stopped moving.
"Bro is he expecting me to go, 'No! I didn't mean it, big bro! I'm so sorry!'? Like no. I'm watching the blood pour from his body."
Techno chuckled, and so did Ranboo, and Wilbur was still playing dead with his offended face.

FUN FACT! Wilbur's a theatre kid.
FUN FACT #2! Techno decided Phil's villain name.
Ranboo = Plauge
Techno = Ares
Wilbur = Evirose
Phil = Zepherus

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