RocketShipping~Denouncing The Evils of Truth and "Love"

Chapter 1

(Please note!!!! This story is my very first Fanfiction, and I'm not the best at typing and storytelling. Please help out with any flaws or typos in my story, and I would love to hear suggestions on how to make it better! Thankies! Love y'all, and enjoy! ^w^ Also, for any parts in Meowth's point of view, its supposed to be like that! He talks funny!! x3)

                (Meowth's Point of Veiw)

I always knew something like this was gonna happen. I just knew it would. I've been part of Team Rocket for awhile now. It's not too terrible most of 'da time. But lately things have been... odd... between my two human partners-in-crime... the kind of odd only a cat could detect.

Humans are an odd bunch 'a creatures. They aren't like Pokemon, who don't hide anything, well besides the stuff we can't tell our trainers ya' know? Never been a problem of mine, being the one and only Meowth that can speak like da' humans. And golly, part of me wishes I could be as dumb as most Pokemon, unable to tell what those silly two-legged creatures can think or say. But nope, and cause of my intelligence I get sent off on a Pokemon stealing quest with a couple of insane people... or maybe there were some utter' reasons. And Jessie and James aren't da' worst humans alive. At least I think they like me better than da' boss does. Thinks he can replace me with some ol' spoiled Persian... who does 'dat?!

Like I said, I've been part of Team Rocket for awhile with the scaredy-man named James and the fiery red head Jessie. I don't mind 'em most of the time, when Jessie ain't whackin' me with whatever she can find and James isn't whining about whatever situation we were in. Of course trying and failing to catch that dumb Twerp-Troop and their stupid Electric Rodent gave him a lot of t'ings to complain about. But things have been differently lately. Jessie stopped hittin' him as much, and the little coward has acted even more timid around the red-headed she-devil. No human woulda' noticed it. And don't think I've not noticed the way James stares at her... don't get me started. He seems to notice her differently than back when things first started. And, come'on. As far as humans go, Jessie is a looker, like pretty, I guess. And yea, I guess James ain't exactly ugly either, though he should really stop with da' cross-dressin'. I may be a Pokemon, but it's still weird.

Human-beings are some of the strangest creatures when it comes to love, but trust me, I know he likes her. And if I'm correct, which I probably am, she kinda likes Jimmy-boy too.

A'course neither of them are gonna admit it. James is too scared of gettin' whacked, or worse, rejected. And Jessie is too high-and-mighty on pride to admit she liked a little whimpy whiner like James. Aye, said right? Sure, sure, depressing fer 'dem right? But I feel like the oddness and awkwardness is just getting worse. Ol' Meowth ova' here can't take it much longer! I liked things da way 'dey were, when we were all friends. Friends 'dat could take a beating and joke about eachother, and still get up the next day to chase the Stupid Squad and their glorified pets, only to fail yet again. I gotta do somethin' about this, and getting the two love-pidgeys together is the best plan I got, ya know? So dats what ol' Meowth is gonna do. Maybe I'll try talkin' to one of 'em... James, naturally. Jessie would take my head as a trophy if I even mentioned the idea'r of 'dem two together. Not sure how I'm gonna do it yet, what I'm gonna say and stuff. But tomorrow morning I'm gonna try with ol' Jimmy and see if I can get 'em to realize that they're meant to be together, odd as it is to say. Maybe things'll get back to normal. Or maybe things will get even weirder. Who knows? But anything is better than a nicer Jessie or a quieter James... gawsh I say some crazy stuff!

(To be continued...)