I'm gonna just write them out so I don't have to email a billion pictures to myself on my computer...
1.
Tedros:Just be yourself.
Hester: Really? Tedros, I have one day to win over Anadil's parents. How long idd it take for you guys to like me?
Dot: Couple of weeks.
Agatha: Six months.
Sophie: Jury's still out.
Hester: See Tedros? ''Just be yourself' what kind of garbage advice is that?
2.
Hester: Rules were made to be broken.
Tedros: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Sophie: Uh, pinatas.
Agatha: Glow sticks.
Hort: Karate boards.
Anadil: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Hester: Rules.
Tedros: ...
3.
Anadil: Hey, guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos... Oh no, where did it go?
Hort: ANADIL WHAT THE FUCK??
4.
Tedros: KWords ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Agatha: Eyy, homie!
Sophie: But then there's cootie...
Hester: Die.
5.
Hester: Ani, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Anadil, wearing a hoodie thats five times too big: Spooky.
6.
Sophie: Nothing is free in life.
Tedros: Love is free.
Agatha: Knowledge is free.
Dot: Friendship is free.
Hort: Self-respect is free.
Hester: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
Agatha: Hester, that's illegal-
Anadil: No. Let her finish.
7.
Tedros: It's pride month, you know what that means!
Dot: I get to eat as many skittles as I want?
Tedros: What? No!
Anadil, walkiong in, pouring skittles into her mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
8.
Tedros: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Sophie: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Sophie and Tedros in unison: *sighs* Agatha.
9.
Agatha: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Tedors, poking Agatha's arm: Agatha. Agatha. Agatha. Agatha. Agatha.
Agatha: WHAT?
Tedros: ...We're out of Capri Suns...
10.
Hester, holding a cauliflower in front of Sophie's face: What is this?
Sophie: ...a cauliflower?
Heester to Anadil: Now tell her what you think it is.
Anadil, arms folded: Ghost brocoli.
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