a/n: been a cheksy whiile
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queue the spongebob theme
hanan gracefuflly walked down the aisel with ehr good lokking tather, john smith
emily watchrd her while her fsce was leaking with tears and danny afmired her yrying to conyrol his hormoqmql urges, residting the urge to poucne at her prey like fharacter - he was ready to hunt.she finalyk met danny at the alter complimented with lego rose flwoers which were slowly falling like cherry blossuons - how romantic.
i forgot to mention that danny actually went bust like in the board game monopoly, due to his scandle because of his awful behaviour during his movie, The Egg. so they do not have rings, so they do somethign mroe memoriable....
after they exchnaged their life changing and joyful vows of their promises to each other and zeus. they lovingly and aggressively thrusted into the air sending electromagnetic impulses to each other to show their unbinding love of PEDOPHILIA (cuz hanna is a minor and danny is like 70.)
after the wonderufl gift giving and the cutting of the ginormous cake that was filled with rabbit poo that was said to be chocolate chip (the non vegan kind yk). danny and ahhana had thir firsg dance as a marrid couple
play cpr by cupcakke
slow dancing, they stard intot eahf others eyes with lust and kissed.
thee end.
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hanna x danny devito
Umorismowilly they have a happy ending ? will they have a bad ending ? who knows ? to figure it out read this rn 🥸