Pennie's Impish Delights AU (18+)

Western Energy: part two

Lisa: "Heh, I have a score to settle with him too. I mean he almost killed my girlfriend's sister... Is what I'd like to say if I didn't have to stay here for my shot."

Blitzø: "Exactly which is why M&M go after Striker."

Lisa gets out of the van as she closes the door.

Lisa: "Good luck, you two. Kill that asshole. For me and Jamie that is."

Moxxie: "You got it!"

They then drive away as they look at the hospital and Lisa looks up at Loona

Lisa: "I guess I'm also kind of glad not to miss this opportunity."

Blitzø: "Come on, Loonie, this'll be over lickity split alright?"

They then go inside as Blitz drags Loona by the tail.

Blitzø: "Christ on a stick of all the days he had to get his stupid feathered ass kidnapped. I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! Fuck me in my little red hole!"

Lisa: "Blitz."

He then looks over to see a mom and a child looking at him.

Blitzø: "Hi, the fuck you looking at."

Lisa hangs back as Blitz goes up to the counter.

Blitzø: "Heya, toots. I'm here for that S-H-O-T for my Loonie Toonie and her sister."

Nurse: "The wha?"

Blitzø: "ugh, the B-U-L-L-SHIT that my daughter has to get every year that you M-O-T-H-E-R fuckers only allow us to schedule every 5 years. How the fuck you fuck up that bad anyway, tittyhaver?"

Nurse: "oh I can't spell." :3

Blitzø puts his name down on the sheet and slides it to her.

Nurse: "I can't read either." :3

Blitzø: "The Hellbies shot you fucking reeeeee-aly can't way that word anymore. The appointment is under Blitz."

Nurse: "Hm, I don't see any Blitz on the list."

Blitzø: "With an O. Its silent you fucking-"

Nurse: "Oh an O. Right here. Yup, yup. Blitzo. Blitzo. Yes well we will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat, Mr. O."

Blitz: "Perf..."

Blitzø then takes a seat as he looks over to see Loona under three seats whimpering with Lisa still recording her.

Blitzø: "Will you knock it off and stop bullying your sister!"

Lisa: "Oh come on, Blitz. It's not everyday I get to see her like this. Might as well make the most of it."

Blitzø: "Don't worry Loonie, it's just a little prick. You won't feel it."

Woman: "Ew don't say that, it sounds vulgar."

Blitzø: "Excuse me?'

Woman: "Pervert!"

Hours passed when Blitzø turned to Lisa who was on her looking through sinstagram who was looking at pictures of Jamie on her feed.

Blitzø: "Have you ever gotten this shot Lisa?"

Lisa: "No, when you're being moved to home to home owners like Stolas never care."

Blitzø: "Ah. So lovely weather we're having. huh?"

Child: "Look, Mommy! They let Fire Toads in here!"

Blitzø: "The fuck you just call me?"

Mother: "It's not polite to say it to their faces honey. Wait till we're in the car."