Dear Reader,
WHAT THE FUCK!? I GAVE YOU AS MANY CHANCES AS I COULD FOR YOU TO TURN AWAY AND YET HERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE STILL HERE! WHY!?There isn't even a story here and yet you're reading this.
Why?.......
Just.....why?
ALRIGHT.
Since you're clearly not leaving, let's get something straight.
I hate you.
But let's work together. I give you a story, and you leave me alone afterwards.
Deal?
YOU ARE READING
Don't Come Back.
Non-FictionWhy are you reading this? Go. Leave. [THIS JS NOT GROUNDED IN REALITY. IF YOU WANT A PROFESSIONAL WORK GO READ A HARRY POTTER BOOK OR SOMETHING. THIS IS A STORY I MADE FOR FUN AND IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, LEA...