The Priest & The Blind: A Damian Priest Fanfic

Hanging out with Damian

Sunday, June 23rd, 2024 at 11:45a.m., Freya was making her brunch (baked lobster tail meat smothered in crispy breadcrumbs; ham and cheese stuffed hashbrowns; maple syrup flavored sausage links; strawberry and chocolate chip pancakes; and a bowl of fruit), until, she heard her phone ring. She put everything on simmer and washed her hands. She dried her hands on a towel and answered her phone. She put it on speaker phone and it was Damian calling.

Freya: Hello?

Damian (in Ghostface's voice): What's your favorite scary movie?

Freya: Ha, ha, really funny, Damian. Next time, get the Ghostface voice activator if you wanna pull off a real scare fest.

Damian (in his normal voice): Damn, you could really tell through that fake accent that it was me?

Freya: Yeah, you can try all you want to fool me, but it's not gonna work. 

Damian: What're you doin', right now?

Freya: I just got done makin' my brunch, since, I woke up late in the mornin', and now, I'm about to eat. Are you at the gym?

Damian: Yeah, hey, that's not fair. You can sense that in my voice, too?

Freya: I can hear a slight pant in your voice, yeah, which is how it gave you away while you were imitatin' Ghostface.

Damian: Do you have any plans, today?

Freya: Not really, I was gonna go swim around in the aquarium. I'm a mermaid performer and I work at a bookstore. I wasn't tryna hide that from you.

Damian: I know. We haven't gotten around to talkin' about that part, yet. I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out with me, today. I'm all yours.

Freya: Okay, well, I'll see you when you get here.

Damian: Actually, come to the door, there's a surprise for you there.

Freya: Damian, you're jokin', right?

Damian: Open the door to see if I am.

She walked towards the front door and unlocked it slowly. She hung up the phone and opened the door instantly while holding her cane. She was about to hit Damian when he turned around and caught her cane with his hand. He put his phone in his pocket.

Damian: Whoa, whoa, take it easy. It was only me. Come here.

He pulled her into him and they held onto each other.

Freya: Jesus, you sounded like the fuckin' mafia over the phone when you said that. I thought I might end up with somebody's body parts in a box on my doorstep.

Damian: Freya doesn't like surprises, check.

Freya: That is not funny.

Damian: Your heart is racin' a lot faster when you get scared, I see.

Freya: I've never had someone do that to me before. Are you hungry?

Damian: Yeah, I've worked myself up an appetite.

Freya: Come on in.

He went inside and closed the door behind him. He locked it and they made their plates. Freya served Daredevil some of the food in his bowl before sitting down at the table in the dining room with Damian. They said their grace and started eating.

Damian: My friends wanna meet you. I figured they might like you just as much as I do.

Freya: What did you tell'em about me?