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Currently you are at block busters (I used to go to Block Busters all the time T-T if you didn't know it's basically a movie store that sells old movies) with your friend (F/n).
"What about this one?" She squealed and shoved Aladdin in your face.
"Isn't that on Netflix?" You asked and put it away.
"PFT how would I know?? You're the one who spends all of your life on there!" She grinned and you looked at your shoes.
"What is it with you and sappy love stories??" You huffed.

"Hi ladies can I help you?" An employee walked over to you both. Usually people would identify the employee by their name but you don't feel like ACTUALLY reading his name right now.
"Oh yes we would like and awesome movie with looooove and adventure!" She winked at the guy as she said love and flipped her (f/h/l)(f/h/c) over her shoulder.
'I am now disowning you.' You squinted loudly at the obvious flirting.
"I have a perfect one, my friend is motherfrickity (if he cusses he will get fired because basic rules duh) OBSESSED with it. I think it's called the- the princess bride." He said and you finally looked at his name.
'Gamzee?' You thought 'Who names their kid Gamzee?? God his parents must have been on drugs or something jeeze.'
"That sounds perfect!" Your friend batted her eyelashes at Gamzee but the tall guy stayed oblivious and walked away.
"Why am I friends with you?" You asked her as she applied a layer of lip gloss to her already covered lips.
"Because you need me!! Remember yesterday when you tried to wear that HIDEOUS red sweater and how I stopped you? Be grateful darling." She smacked her lips and got the movie.
"Wweh." You rolled your eyes.

-Timeskip-
"Okay let's get started." Your friend popped the dvd in the DVD player and sat next to you in the darkness.
After about fifteen minutes somebody knocked on the door.
You groaned and sat up.
"Pizza!" The person shouted, well that's what they sounded like from outside of your house.
"Okay!" You said and opened the door.
"One cheththe pizza annnd one pepperoni?" A guy with freckles, cool bi coloured shades, and black hair said as he held the boxes out.
"Oh yeah can you bring them in?" You forgot that your painted nails were drying UNTIL THE LAST SECOND.
"Thure." He walked into the dark room and set down the boxes.
"Here's some money now leave you loser." (F/n) said as the held a twenty in the air.
You winced as the guy calmly took the money, you then followed him outside and yawned.
"Sorry for that. She can be an ass." You stretched and held out a hand for the guy to shake.
"It'th okay I'm uthed to it." He said and shook your hand. "Have a nith(?)e night!"

-Yeah blah blah blah girly stuff painting nails-
--Sorry if I messed up the lisp XC I know I'm a terrible person--
::This is going to be the shortest chapter just by the way::

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