your so fat when you slept on top of a bunk bed the person under died.
your so short when you jumped of your bed you commit suicide.
your so short when you jumped of the toilet you broke your leg.
your so ugly bob the builder said i cant fix it.
your so short you hang-glide on a a Dorito.
your so old you fart out dust.
your so fat you cant fit through a door.
your so stupid you tried to clime mounting dew.
your so ugly you made a onion cry.
your so fat you broke the stair way to heaven.
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Book Of Disses
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