Summary: Love is in the air (sorta) as Anthrax and Alastor butt heads over Angel and Husk's relationship, and Valentino attempts to bring Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb together.
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[The episode opens with the Hotel guests and the Vees lounging by a pool.]
Cherri Bomb: Remind me again, but does Hell ever have good pools?
Velvette: [putting sunscreen on] Hell barely has clean water. [chuckles] Unless you're rich.
Cherri Bomb: Right...
Husk: Yeah, but there's only so much that clean water can make up for.
Angel Dust: He's not wrong.
[Charlie and Vaggie walk outside through the sliding door.]
Charlie: Hey, everything alright out here?
Alastor: Everything is simply perfect, my dear! What a vacation! This is just what I needed.
Anthrax: Who knew that the big bad radio demon needed a break? My, my, what a surprise...
Charlie: Well, I'm going out with my mom. She's giving me a tour of Heaven. We're going in a hot air balloon, and then we're going to get donuts later!
Vox: I thought you didn't trust your mother.
Charlie: Well, sorta. I don't want to break what we have right now because that would essentially ruin the purpose of the trip. We've got three days left, and I want to make the most out of them all. Well, bye!
Vaggie: Don't make fools of yourselves and don't cause any more problems.
[Vaggie follows Charlie back inside. Angel salutes.]
Angel Dust: Will do, Vagina! [laughs] So...any plans for today?
[Anthrax shrugs.]
Anthrax: Not really.
Angel Dust: Oh, come on. Don't tell me there's nothing you wanna do? That party incident still upsetting you?
Anthrax: What?! No, it's just...hard to walk around a castle where everyone looks like they want to kill you, but you know what? I'm used to it.
Angel Dust: How about we split up and go do a buncha things separately. Then we can come back to the castle and get drunk in the basement. You know, with the exception of Anthrax and Niffty because we all know what happened last time Niffty got drunk.
Husk: All too well.
[Cuts inside Husk and Angel's room.]
Angel Dust: [sighs] How does it feel not having to be a bartender for once?
Husk: Boring, but you know it's kinda nice to not have to deal with what every wasted shithead tells me to do.
Angel Dust: You got that right.
Husk: So...there's something I want to ask you.
Angel Dust: Oh, yeah?
Husk: We've been close for a while. Really close friends. And I wanted to...
[Angel Dust turns around. Husk's pupils dilate, and he blushes.]
[clears his throat] I wanted to know if you'd like to go on a date with me.
Angel Dust: A DATE?! [blushes] Um...a date? (nervously) What kind of date are we talking about here? Like a date-date or just, you know, a friend date...or something?
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