Supernatural x Superman

Chaos in Super-House

"Let me ask you this once. Nicely. How do you know?" Clark released the chock he had on Dean.

"You call this nice you douchbag!" Dean screamed at Clark only to get choked by him again.

"Hey give him a chance to talk Clark!" Sam screamed at Clark scared of seeing his brother chocked to death by a huge arm of the so-called-Superman.

Jordan looked at the whole mess in their kitchen. His dad chocking a short man against the wall and his mom aiming a gun at the head of a giant man.

"Let's all try to be civil shall we?" He asked getting their attention. "Dad, let go of the short guy and Mom, stop pointing the gun at his head! You guys freak me out these days"

Clark and Lois look at eachother knowing this behaviour of theirs hasn't been seen by their kids before. They considered the danger they could face by releasing the other world brothers.

"Alright. Babe let go of Dean. Dean don't forget I have Sam in my gun point just tell us how you knew" Lois slowly aimed the gun at Sam's back instead of his head. "Jordan go to your room" Dean could pull out a gun anytime and Lois wasn't ready to put her child in any danger.

"But Mom" Jordan protests "Go to your room Jordan. You can hear us from there anyway" Seeing his Mom's stubborn eyes Jordan reluctantly leaves the kitchen. Clark waits till he hears Jordan's room door closing to let go of Dean.

"Let's sit down" Lois says to the brothers.

"No! You better stop aiming a gun at my brother you shithole. I've had enough of this superman shit! How did i know? Because you were stupid enough to let us know!" Dean shouts only to get smacked across his face by Clark.

"What did you call my wife?" Clark keeps smacking Dean a few times and grab his neck in a chock this time ready to kill him.

"Hey hey hey calm down Clark. He didn't mean that. Hear us out please." Sam waves his hands around trying to reason with Clark and avoiding the gun aimed at his back.

"Clark. Babe. It's fine they're just confused. Let's try to talk this out" Lois says in a soothing voice which helps Clark to calm down and release Dean.

"Dean hey tell them you didn't mean that." Sam tells Dean giving him the look of you-better-do-it-or-we're-screwed.

Dean slowly stands up wiping the blood on his lips. He lookes at Lois knowing fully well if he were to offend this superman guy anymore he'd be dead on the ground looking like a matt.

"Sorry Ma'am I didn't mean to say that. I got angry" Dean isnt one to apologise yet he did it for their sake.

"It's alright Dean now tell us how you found out" Lois tried to understand their situation.

"Simple. Superman introduced us this man. He told us a man named Clark Kent will come and he'll help us. After superman left this guy comes in same build same features hell same eyes! And just wearing glasses. We're not blind people to not make the connection." Dean ended his explanation making a face like he's offended that they though they're stupid. Clark and Lois looked at Dean dumbfounded.

"Don't tell me no one ever made the connection?" Sam asks even more dumbfounded than Clark and Lois. Lois slowly puts her gun down and offers her hand to Sam.

"If we're going to talk this out, no weapons in my house"

"What about him? He's a full loaded weapon" Dean points to Clark.

"I won't attack you unless its necessary."

"Yeah we won't shoot you unless its necessary" Dean mimicks Clarks voice leaving a visible annoyance on Clark's face.