If you drop soap on the floor...is the floor clean? Or is the soap dirty?
What orange came first? The fruit or the color?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
If you come out of the shower clean, how is the towel dirty?
If you stab a cereal box...are you a cereal killer?
When your talking..you can't breathe out of your nose
I know you just tried that
Neil A. Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon. Neil A spelled backwards is Alien...
Mirrors don't break..they only multiply
Humans cut down bird houses...to make more bird houses
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger
IF THESE DONT MESS WITH YOUR BRAIN...WELL LETS JUST HOPE THEY DO...
