You're....real?

Here's The Plan

"Did everyone get that?"

Logan gestured to the others sitting across from where he stood.

"Heh, sorry Logan. Could you please repeat that last part."

"Yeah I'm gonna be honest, I just completely tooned you out."

Logan sighed 

"Did any of you actually hear what I said?"

Janus raised his hand.

"I paid attention to everything."

Logan was thoroughly done with everyone by this point.

"Honestly, why do I even try to get anything done with you five around. I mean do I honestly need to repeat everything I said to you all?"

"I don't know if it matters but I listened."

Logan once again sighed

"Thank you Virgil you may leave if you so wish, you four on the other hand are going to be staying here."

The others groaned in annoyance....well all except Remus who was once again up to something.

"Okay a quick summary. Since we've now become real beings, not just figments of Thomas' imagination, that means we're going to have to start producing much more finances if we would like to continue living well off and above the poverty line. The poverty line in Florida for a one person household is $15,060, meaning that for a seven person household, it would boost us up to $47,340, and that is to barely make the mark. With Thomas' estimated income we would be able to live comfortably for awhile, but not for long, as the cost of living continues to rise and unexpected things may always occur. So I suggest we all find some type of job that doesn't require any official government documents. Seeing as how none of us have the paperwork needed to do a job requiring them. I suggest that we avoid anything that would get the law to look into us."

"So you only wanted us to find jobs? Couldn't you have just said that calculator watch?"

"Yes, I suppose that was the main point of what I said."

"Well Logan, you should've just said so! I would love to get a job! This will be such a fun experience!"

"I did say so? Also Patton, I feel the need to point out that jobs require labor, they are not meant to be "fun" as you have seemed to have put it."

"Only if you let it be! I've always wanted to dog  sit! Oooo! Or even baby sit!"

Logan sighs.

"Very well, you seemed to have figured out what you'll be doing, now I ask that each of you give it some thought on what you will do to contribute. It doesn't have to be permanent, just something to hold us over until we can figure out what exactly is going on. So far my deductions have been, as much as it pains me to say this, useless."

"Well I already know what I will be doing! I will be pursuing my career in acting! I'm going to be taking the chances that Thomas' boring shackles never allowed!"

"Hey! That's enough out of you...Roman!"

"Sorry Thomas! It's just, when I was tethered to you I never got the opportunities to take such risks! Especially not with caption emo over there!"

Virgil rolled his eyes.

"It's just, I thought I was content to live my dreams through you! And I was fine with that for awhile! But now, now I am getting my big shot. Nothing's holding me back!"

"Wow, Princey I'm so happy for you. I hope that works out for you."

".....That, doesn't answer how you will be making money?"