My life was over. I had so many regrets and so many things I wanted to change. People would remember me as a poor pervert who lucked out. But then, I met three strange people who gave me the power to change my destiny, to reset reality. This story i...
In the Hyoudou residence, where our story begins, we see Issei Hyoudou sleeping soundly, covered with blankets. His room is a bit unique, with walls adorned with complex blueprints that most people wouldn't understand. There's a stack of magazines under his bed, including some adult ones as well as science and discovery magazines.
His room was relatively tidy for a typical teenage boy. Perhaps it was due to his creation of his own personal robot. Yes, Issei Hyoudou was a genius. His first-place trophies adorned his dressers and nightstands.
His room was relatively tidy for a typical teenage boy. Perhaps it was due to his creation of his own personal robot. Yes, Issei Hyoudou was a genius. His first-place trophies adorned his dressers and nightstands.
It was 6:30 in the morning, and school was about to start. *Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
You could hear soft knocks coming from Issei's door. Yet, as a heavy sleeper, Issei couldn't perceive the faint knocks.
*BAM!*
"We see two identical girls wearing the Kuoh Academy Junior uniform. They have different colored ribbons in their hair. "Maybe we should try not kicking the door down next time, ok Chara," said the girl with the purple ribbon in her hair. Chara, the girl with the green ribbon in her hair, snorted at her twin younger sister."
"Well, if we keep doing it your way, then he wouldn't wake up, now would he, Frisk? Now let's wake this lazy bum up. I don't want my chocolate chip pancakes to be cold," said Chara, annoyed, as she marched up to Issei's bed.
Violently pulling the covers off Issei, she groans with disappointment. Issei is seen in a T-shirt and boxers, hugging a body pillow of his favorite magical girl from a favorite hentai he likes to watch. Chara faced palm; while Frisk began to blush and cover her face. "Not again... Nii-san," said the girls in unison.
We see Chara and Frisk at the dining table, enjoying the breakfast their mother, Mrs. Hyoudou, had prepared. Chara munched on her chocolate chip pancakes, while Frisk savored her cinnamon French toast.
Miki Hyoudou, the mother of the three children, begins to place a plate of Belgian waffles topped with powdered sugar, raspberries, and strawberries by Frisk. "Hey, Issei! Hurry up before your waffles get cold," exclaimed Mrs. Hyoudou. Walking downstairs was Issei. He was wearing a lab coat underneath his blazer, and instead of wearing the button-up shirt and tie, he decided to wear a white hoodie instead.
*Yawn* "Morning, Mom, Frisk, Chara, and Dad," said Issei while rubbing his eyes. Sitting by Frisk, Issei begins to dig into his waffle, while Mrs. Hyoudou sets a cup of coffee beside his plate.
"Garou Hyoudou stopped reading his newspaper and announced, 'Now that everyone is here,'" Miki smiled and went to his side. "Your mother and I have an announcement to make," Garou said with a wide grin on his face.
The three kids stopped eating breakfast, confused about their parents' announcement. "And what is it?" Chara asked between mouthfuls of chocolate chip pancakes. Miki grinned at Garou. "Well, your father and I are going on vacation. We will be leaving on Friday. We will be taking a cruise to a tropical resort," said Miki
"Oh, cool! So when should we start packing? I bet they have a lot of games to play and new people to meet from around the world," said Frisk excitedly. "And don't forget about the delicious food," added Chara with stars in her eyes. "Let's not forget about the sexy foreign babes," said Issei with a mischievous smile.
Upon hearing their son's inappropriate comment, the parents sighed before explaining the situation to their children. "Only your mother and I will be leaving. You three will have a babysitter watching over you," explained Gorou as he took another sip of his coffee.
"What?!" exclaimed the three siblings. Issei began to stand up from the table, slamming his hand on the table. "Are you fucking serious? A babysitter? Dad and mom, I'm seventeen for Christ's sake!" exclaimed Issei. He didn't know why on earth he and the twins needed a babysitter.
"Yeah, like Nii-san said! We don't need a babysitter, we will do fine on our own," said Chara while crossing her arms in defiance.
Frisk smiled, embracing a different mindset from her siblings. "I don't know, guys. Maybe this could be a fun experience," said Frisk, optimistic about having a babysitter.
"Are you serious, Frisk? Having a babysitter means more rules! At least Issei really wouldn't care what we do, as long as we don't get in the way of his research and mess with his hentai collection and porn magazines. But overall, he is a complete pushover," said Chara. "Hey! I am not," exclaimed Issei.
Chara begins to roll her eyes. "Oh please! All you care about is porn you useless, perverted older brother of mine."For a guy that has an IQ of 277, you're pretty dumb. Consuming that rotten shit that only ruins your perception of women. Maybe if you focus on other things instead of a woman's jugs and more on their personality, Then maybe you'll find a girl who actually likes you," said Chara, who threw the first jab.
Miki just sighed before leaving, not wanting to see what comes next. Gorou just frowned before knowing what was coming next.
*Takes a deep breath* "You leave me no choice. Prepared to be roasted. Listen here you little shit, I don't want to hear any bs from a person that looks like a fucking boy; you damn transvestite. The doctor most likely got your gender wrong, telling how flat your chest is; like damn you make Plank from Edd Ed and Eddy look fucking bumpy. If your face was on the Milk carton, people would be glad to see you disappear; you look like a fucking deranged serial killer, you little fucking creep. I would be glad if you went missing, said Issei.
Gorou already left the table a while ago. Frisk was already out of the front door. Chara just smiled. Issei victory smiled left his face... He knew he fucked up. "Chara-"
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Jumping over the table, Chara viciously attacked Issei. You could hear the screams and pleads from Issei... But know one would hear his screams.
