An hero's Blessing! (Konosuba X Male Reader)

Ch.1: Game Over?!

(A/N:  Before we start, here's how you can expect the story to look like!

Y/n: "Talking"

Y/n: Thinking

Y/n: Casting!!

important narraition and stuff.

A/n: Author/ author note.

let's a go!)

(3RD PERSON POV)

You wake up to see, Nothing! It's too dark.

Y/n: What the?

Magically, you gain the ability to see again and see that you're in a checker floored room with two wooden chairs and an white wooden chair atop a couple stairs. You also see that one of the stairs are occupied by an man with brown hair and a green tracksuit. He looks just as confused as you are.

Y/n: "Hello? Who are you?"

Green dude: "I'm Kazuma, you?"

Y/n: "Y/n."

Kazuma: "Nice to meet you, any idea where we are?"

Y/n: "No, I just woke up here."

???: "Kazuma Satou, Y/n L/n, Welcome to the afterlife, you guy's have unfortunately passed."

This was said by some person with an blue attire.

Y/n was at a shock for words while Kazuma had questions.

Kazuma: "How's the lady I moved out of harms way?"

???: "She's fine, Just a scrapped knee."

Kazuma sighed in relief.

Then the blue thing began tormenting him with the fact he died from shock thinking a truck was a tractor. laughing the whole time.

???: "Ah, You're probably wondering about your death too. Well, if it helps, The lady you helped from getting robbed was thankful to say the least."

Y/n: "Uh, yeah, thanks."

Kazuma gave a glare before letting it go.

Aqua: "Ah, I forgot to tell you guys my name! My name's Aqua, The goddess of water. you guy's get three choices now, 1. You get reborn with no memories at all or you can go to heaven, which I'll tell you guys the truth, Isn't as fun as it may sound."

K&Y: "Huh?"

Aqua: "Well, You don't have a physical body. So no touching of any kind. You also won't get any manga, tv, Video games or anything of such."

Kazuma: NO SEX?!

Y/n: NO DOOM GAMEPLAY?!

K&Y: "Sounds bad, pass."

Aqua: "And being reborn sounds pretty rough too, so we have the 3rd option!"

Y/n: "What's the 3rd option?"

Aqua: "Well stop talking and let me get to it!"

Y/n: Bruh

Aqua: "You both like games, right?"

Kazuma and Y/n nod.

Aqua: "Well in this world, There's magic and creatures of all kinds, with many adventures to be had! But due to some unfortunate circumstances, It's been taken over by this person called the Demon King and is in despair! So we'll send you two to save the world!" She repeated world two more times as if to add dramatic effects.

Y/n: Where'd the spotlight come from??

Kazuma: "What about the worlds language?"

Aqua: "Well put it right into your brain! There's a chance you may go poof, but that's supper rare."

Y/n: "You just said something concerning."

Aqua: "No I didn't"

Kazuma: "Yes, you did."

Aqua: "Now you also get to chose something to take with you so, Chose!"

A bunch of papers came flying down and landing onto the floor.

Y/n: "Hey Aqua, Does it have to be from here or can it be from a game?"

Aqua: "I don't see why not."

Y/n: "Then I want doom guy's abilities and equipment!"

Aqua: "Technically 2 but I'll let it slide."

She snapped and I was engulfed in smoke and when it cleared I was wearing doom guys preator suit and had the shotgun and doom blade on me! it could even go back into the ring like in the game!

Y/n: "Thanks Aqua-Sama!"

Aqua: "No problem, Now let's just wait for this other dude and you'll be on your way."

After a couple minutes of Aqua snacking on chips and me just looking at Kazuma. Aqua got fed up and started rushing Kazuma while throwing insults at him.

Kazuma: This girl! Getting all cocky cause she's had it easy as a goddess! Goddess... Oh I got it! "Alrighty, Want me to choose? I choose you!"

Y/n: "Bro, Wat."

Aqua blinked a few times.

Aqua: "Alrighty, Stand in the circle and- Wait what did you choose again?"

Then as if on cue, an angel descends to the ground.

Angel: "Kazuma Satou's wish has been heard and complies with heavens regulation."

Aqua: "W-What? This is a joke right? Very funny, Now let me out please."

She then realized it wasn't a joke.

Aqua: "Wait! You can't take a goddess, this has to be illegal! It has to be!"

Y/n: God she's loud.

Angel: "Should you defeat the demon king, I will send an escort for you."

Aqua: "Wait, Even though I can heal well since I'm a goddess, I have no fighting capabilities to speak of! I can't beat the Demon King!"

Y/n then shot Kazuma the glare of "You done messed up, huh?"

Kazuma with a tint of regret: "How does it feel to be dragged down by the guy you were just making fun of not to long ago! I'll have you use your goddess powers to make my life easy as pie!"

Aqua: "YOU CAN'T LET ME GO WITH THIS MAN!!!"

Y/n: Why did I have to die now???

And as the trio left. they were told they could have any wish they want if they defeat the Demon King...

(A/N: Hello! Short chapter, I know but I wanted to get the death part out of the way and start the real story. Don't worry I will try to make the next chapter a little longer and more affective. By the way, Most of the chapters will consist of a 3rd person POV with some characters POV mixed in to give it more style. Now with that said, I got to write the next chapter. See ya!)