An hero's Blessing! (Konosuba X Male Reader)

Ch.5: Purification and narcism?!

(AT THE GUILD, 3RD PERSON POV)

Our Iconic group was now sitting in the guild, Megumin and Y/n were eating while Kazuma and Darkness were just relaxing.

Kazuma: "I don't mean to be rude, But you seem to be near Y/n a lot Megumin."

Megumin: "That's because I want to make sure he's okay! Like sure, His armour absorbed it and Aqua says there's no curse on him but until the week is over I want to keep an eye on him to see if he gets sick or anything so I can instantly let Aqua know!"

Y/n had a slight blush to those remarks.

Kazuma: "That makes sense. I was just curious, that's all."

Apparently that's not all Kazuma.

Aqua: "I NEED MONEYYYYY!!! LET'S GO ON A QUEST!!!!"

Y/n: "Why are you shouting?!"

Aqua: *Aqua noises*

Kazuma: "Look, YOU only need money, WE are good for money."

Aqua: "Well I'm sick of working part-time jobs!"

Y/n: "Then get a full time."

Kazuma started laughing while Darkness and Megumin let out a snicker trying to not laugh while Aqua looked offended.

Aqua: "Idiot! I don't want to work those jobs! That's why I want to go on a quest!"

Y/n: "Do you have a quest in mind?"

Aqua: "N-No."

Kazuma: "Then go pick a quest and we'll join you for it."

Aqua: "Okay!"

Y/n: "Kazuma."

Kazuma: "Y/n."

Y/n: "You realize you just told Aqua to choose whatever quest she wants. AQUA of all people."

Kazuma: "OH SHIT!"

Kazuma then sprinted the fastest Y/n's ever seen him to the quest board.

Aqua: "This seems good."

Kazuma: "Lemme see this!"

Quest: There's a griffon and a red-neck dragon fighting for territory. Kill them both please. Reward: 1.5 Million Eris.

Kazuma: "HELL NO!"

He put it back on the board.

Aqua: "But Kazuma! I need money!"

Kazuma: "Then pick a quest that won't get us killed!"

Aqua: "Okay, How about this one! It's to purify a lake."

The rest of the gang then showed up to check on them.

Y/n: "Can you even purify a lake?"

Aqua: "Yes! Who do you think I am? Blue hair, Blue Eyes?"

Y/n: "The goddess of terrible life management skills."

Kazuma: "The goddess of Alcohol and Debt?"

Aqua: "WATER! THE GODDESS OF WATER YOU SHUT-IN NEETS!"

Y/n: "I'm not a shut-in."

Kazuma: "N-Neither am I."

Yeah right, anyways the party accepted the quest after Kazuma found out it'd not only take half a day but also she'd need protection. So the party dropped the goddess into the water in a cage. 10/10 job on Kazuma's part.

Y/n: "so now we wait here?"

Kazuma: "Yep."

And so they waited. Y/n then pulled out a deck of cards and taught Megumin and Darkness how to play war.