Random SB stuff

And sit a little closer (MARTH)

Guess where the title is from :3

Anyways a little self-indulgent Marth oneshot based on an audio just basically a proposal failed sucessfully

Ofc this has Marth idiot (/lh) and kinda planethuman forms but I'm not describing the designs just use your imagination :3

And probably ooc so sorry for that 💔
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'Okay Mars you got this,'

Mars thought to himself, walking back and forth. His hands gripped tightly on a piecr of paper, but not so tight that it tears apart.

'You have the ring, you got the permission and blessing from Jupiter and Sun for that matter, and you set up this date with everyones help. You can do this.'

Fixing up his lapel and brushing a lock of his hair, he looked down at the paper with a haphazardly written speech that he barely even memorized and probably only wrote 10 minutes ago.

The redhead reread the speech again, mumbling it to himself and scribbling off or adding certain words.

"'You have been my best companion-' 'my best companion'?" He repeated to himself, roughly crossing it off. "What was I thinking ??"

He sighed, leaning on an asteroid to relax himself. "Screw it, I'll just wing it."

He felt the pocket of his pants for something and brought out a small black box.

Placed carefully inside said box was a ring with a beautiful jade on it. The color of the jade reminding Mars of the green Earth's surface was adorned with, although a little more saturated than the jade. Mars closed the box, placing it closely to his chest.

Just thinking about how in a few hours, he would propose his love to Earth and they'd be engaged. He couldn't even think about anything negative now, all he thought about was-

"Mars?"

At the sound of his name, Mars quickly but messily tucked away the ring box and his speech in his pockets. He revealed himself from behind the asteroid, fixing his hair last minute.

"Earth." He smiled, walking up to him. He noticed how Luna accompanied Earth but left his side now that Mars was there.

Once Mars emerged from behind the asteroid, his eyes went wide, not expecting how formal of an outfit Mars chose for the occasion.

"Wh-Whoa- I didn't expect it to be this kind of date!" Earth said, looking at his own not-as-formal outfit. He was not gonna be in this date with his boyfriend in a literal suit and he was in a 'I wore converse to prom' ahh outfit.

"I need to change- LUNAAA!" Earth called out, said moon was a few meters away before looking back at the two.

"WAIT WAIT EARTHH-" Mars tried to call Earth, but he was too far now. He sighed, chuckling at his boyfriend's demeanor. It was quite cute to him.

Fortunately for Mars, he didn't have to wait that long for Earth to come back in an outfit more matching to Mars'

"That's better..." Earth said to himself before waving to Mars again.

"Sorry about that, Mars. But you have to atleast tell me that we were gonna go formal for this date!" He semi-scolded him, lightly poking his head.

Mars chuckled in reply before guiding Earth and himself to their 'seats'.

Little did these GAY WANKE- the couple know was that they were both being watched by literally everyone. But the two were oblivious to that because they gay and stuff.