For whyydjdjhd 💪💪💪
Contains:
Planethumans-ish
Marth
Afab Earth
Maybe smut but I use my c.ai messages as my reference
PLEASE TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DONT LIKE SMUT PLZ O PLZ
But to the rest, fair warning it will be poorly written for the sake of the little bit of sanity i have left imside my 2 braincells
Set a little bit after the last chapter with the proposal and shit
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"Hey Deimos?"
The said little moon turned to Mars, who looked at him with a curious face.
"What were the fanfics you wrote when I was on that date with Earth?" Mars asked, unknowing of the sheer consequences of his actions.
Before Deimos could reply, Phobos groaned behind him, massaging the bridge of his nose whispering, "I am not part of this."
Deimos turned to look at his fellow moon/brother/yeag.
"Oh don't do that! You picked the position they'd do it in."
"Yeah but I thought you were just playin'! But knowing you, I should've known better."
"Hey!!"
"Now now, guys..." Mars interrupted his two little moons, "What were the fanfics about, Deimos?"
A sudden lightbulb appeared inside Deimos' little mind.
"Oh! Oh! You can read it to us!!" Deimos suggested, shoving some papers to Mars. Phobos was shaking his head to Mars, trying to warn him of what the fuck his fellow moon/brother/uea wrote on this succulent piece of paper.
"Well... alright." Phobos slapped his head.
"Okay..." Mars held out the papers, reading it alloud.
ITALICS ARE NOT PART OF HIS FANFIC
' "Earth, my love, my darling, my boyfriend. Will you give me the honor to take your hand, and marry me?"- Aww(Mars)-
Earth felt tears prick in his eyes, wiping them away, he said "Yes!" and jumped into Mars' hold. Mars catches him, putting the ring on Earth's finger.'
"Phobos, what are you so worried about? This one is sweet!" Mars said, turning over to the next page.
"Oh that was just the first one!" Deimos said.
"That was just the first one..." Phobos groans.
Mars clears his throat, looking at the next one.
'After the two lovebirds finish their meals, the two laid on the ground (don't ask), and watched the stars shine in the interstellar space.
Mars looked over at Earth, feeling his cheeks heat up at the sight of his soon-to-be fiancé. He went down to Earth's face and pecked him on the cheek. "So cute..." He whispered Not really my choice of words but... alright. (Mars)
Earth blushed and basically crashed his lips against Mars', the latter obviously returning the favor by deepening the kiss. Mars started to... rip off... his pants...?
Mars looked up at Deimos, who gave him a not-so-innocent smile before hesitantly looking back at the paper.
"Earth..." Mars said, from under his breath, "I need your...... bu...bussy ?????? "
Earth drooled ????? from the mouth, ripping off his own pants- Okay first of all, that costs alot.... second of all..... wha????????
ripping off his own pants and sl-slamming his b-bussy on Mars' c-cum gun ?????
He was on the edge of cumming, so he asks Earth, while.... p-pumping.... his thing... "Earth, will you... marry me...? Ng"- yeah no I will not say that...
Earth squeals out a 'Yes!' as cum splurts into Earth's ....yeah....
Mars gets Earth pregna- PREGNANT?????, gets his ass absolutely WHOOPED by Judi... Judicker??? And they both die.... the end...????'
"Okay... what...????" Mars asks in absolute confusion, absolutely bamboozled, baffled even.
"It gets absolutely worse...." Phobos whispers to himself.
"Three more Mars!!" Deimos adds as Mars quickly flipped through page after page.
"Wha... do I have to??" Mars asks, still in absolute shock.
"Do it or I'm going to do a dinosaurs 2.0!!!" Mars groans, going back to the hell abomination that Deimos dared to write.
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Meanwhile, in Earth's orbit. Both Earth and Luna had the absolute liberty to have both Earth and Mars' orbits to be close enough for them to have front row seats to this audiobook ahhh shit.
Earth pulled out his phone, rushing to his messages.
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Dm "Friends to lovers trope"
Deadn't - Earth
Red - Mars
Today
Deadn't: MARS
Deadn't: MARS
Deadn't: WHAT THE FUCNGJFJWK
Deadn't: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU READING OFF BABE
Deadn't: IS IT AO3 OR TUMBLR ??*#,×£÷;÷*×
Deadn't: MARSSSSSSSSSS
3 hours ago
Red: EARTH
Red: BABE
Red: I CAN EXPLAIN
Red: DEIMOS WROTE IT
Deadn't: HOW DID DEIMOS KNOW IM TRANS
Red: IDK 😭😭😭
Deadn't: I mean I wouldn't mine recreating the fanfics
Deadn't has deleted a message
Red: WAHAT WAIT
Red: Meet at the asteroid bel
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Then they did the horizontal tango thw end
Not gonna write all of that unless someone sends me money (winks and leans against 5ft dild-)
Anywas i have to fail to live my friends to lovers love life 😍(😭)
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Random SB stuff
FanfictionWatch me go batshit about planets being sentient Very Earth-centric im sorry 💔 Probably includes: Headcanons Analysis Probably oneshots (if i feel like it) Infodumps Maybe ships sometimes
