Inner monsters

13

[The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.]

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, as well as a new heavy hitter but  our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's *slams the table* BRAT and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

[Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.]

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: [Scoffs.] I think, I have... JUST the one.

[As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.]

[Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.]

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a single new recruit.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

[As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.]

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—

[Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.]

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace. [the 's' sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake]

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

[Charlie appears behind Vaggie.]

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? [gasps] Oh! Hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

[Charlie lets out another gasp and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel.]

Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

[Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.]

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... speciallittle man!

Angel Dust: (To Vaggie) Aren't you supposed to protect this place?