"Are you really still here watching that Youtube kids slop?
(Sigh)
Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays...
Maybe you could waste your time
oing something more mature, like taxes?
But I know... You won't."
(Music)
"What's got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off?
You better learn to cope soon!
This place eats dopes for breakfast, you need some thicker skin.
Cuz, if you're angry now imagine how you'll feel when...
You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes!
(JAX!!!)
With every step you takes a face full of rakes!
(*Smack* Ugh...)
When even seats are threatening a certain sound-
(Fart pillow sound thingy)
Your entertainment who even needs a clown?"
"Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself that DOESN'T involve torturing people?!
...
No."
"Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh boy!
So you're not down to clown?
Well, I won't let that get me down.
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh boy!
I'd say 'I'm sorry', but it's not that kind of party!"
(Background noises saying "Jax Toy")
"Wait, please give me a second.
So, let me get this straight...
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate?
Wait, wait!
Let's hear her out.
Got nothing here, but time.
Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?
You hear that audience you're in for a show.
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think i'll join you giving a little beam."
"What is it?
Are you crying from the jab to the side?
Can't handle snide comments looking too confide in Ragatha
Good luck with that to ya
I'm giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus from a rancid purchase of a headset
Just my luck had gone and cursed us.
You want a smile?
An easier mind?
Then lighten up!
So says my sign."
"Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted."
"Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!
So you're not down to clown?
Well, I won't let that get me down.
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!
I'd say 'I'm sorry', but it's not that kind of party!"
(Background noises saying "Jax Toy")?
"That's me!
I'll keep you company!
Still me."
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