TW: Swearing!
"THAT FUCKER'S BACK!
Oh, yeah! I thought he was gone for good too~
IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS!
Are you still mad he almost beat you that one time~?
Uh, fuck you!?
Just saying~
It's time to show him who's really in charge of things NOW!"
"Welcome home,
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone.
Say hello to the new status quo
Everyone knows, that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV ON!"
(Camera rolling in 3... 2...
Welcome to the show)
"Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain Hazbin who has been spotted wandering around town after a 7 year absence
Did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on tonights program!"
"So, the radio demon is back in town.
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily I've got good news.
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but-
THE DEMON IS A COWARD!"
"You can take that as a gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
At visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
BUT HE SHOULD'VE STAYED AWAY!"
"While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video!
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
He's been better since he split.
Where's he been? WHO GIVES A SHIT?!"
"Salutations! Good to be back on the air.
Yes, I know it's been a while, since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast.
Sinners, rejoice!"
"What an outdated voice!"
"Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast."
"COME ON!"
"Is Vox insecure pursuing a lure putting between this fat, and that is nothing working?"
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!"
"Every day he's got a new format!"
"You're looking at the future!
HE'S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!"
"Is Vox as strong as he purports,
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vs!"
"Oh, please!"
"And here's the sugar on the cream: He asked me to join his team!
(Hold on..!)
I said 'No'! And now he's busy, that's the tea."
"You o-o-old tiny prick-
I'll show you suffer-r-ri-n-ng..!"
"Uh-oh! The TV is buffering!"
"I DESTROY YOU-..."
"I'm afraid you've lost your signal."
"Let's begin...
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stay gone.
Tune on in...
When i'm done
Your status quo will know it's race is run.
Oh, this will be fun..."
(Laughter)
"FU-U-UCK!...."
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