"Greetings, salutations!
I'll just cut the formal intergrations
And get right to the part we all came for
Starring the host: Mephone4!"
"Eight vets stranded on an island
Spoiled Lemon Tickets were a lie and,
Bow appears out from the demolition
It's a fan and favourites competition!"
"Season 3 of II
As the second's one going, don't ask why!
Competing to win a prize
Don't think on it too much, it's just the grand prize!
Season 3 of II
Get voted off, and you're punched through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
This is what the fans want, everything's fine..."
"First challenge up is to dive off a cliff
Blue lost and got Blueberry out,
Who didn't give a rip."
"The team naming challenge
Put The Pinkers on the floor
As Fan left the island
Competing no more."
"The cameras start snapping,
Trynna capture something bad
As Lifering goes to Indefinite Island."
(Sorry, hold it there. What's Indefinite Island?)
"We'll get to that later, let's keep moving-
AND!
-The challenge is over
Thinkers have to think a vote out
OJ leaves the island,
Since Yin-Yang does not count!"
"Teams protect and drop and egg
Hope it doesn't crack
Clover's luck saves her
Sending Box to a medevac."
"Trying not to laugh was a struggle for The Sinkers
Tea Kettle leaves,
But not before before a hug first!"
"Team shuffle time
Bulding mile-high pies
And Cabby gets out,
But this is not goodbye!"
"Season 3 of II
As the second's one going, don't ask why!
Competing to win a prize
Discovering the truths of the one who had died.
Season 3 of II
There's Candle and Silver flying through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
You can't keep acting like everything's fine..."
"Bodies has swapped
And a bridge race is up
Thinkers vote Clover out
Clover passes on her own luck
Bow is revealed to actually be a robot
'Cause Fan and Test Tube build up a Bow-Bot!"
"A filmmaking challenge is up ahead
the Pinkers' film wins
And Goo get's out in the end!
Rejoin time on Indefinite Island
As Cabby comes back, Test Tube goes flying."
"Now teams have merged into one
Bow gives herself a new voice and,
Creatures all fight 1v1
The Floor has to leave the island
Until the boot doesn't work...
Turns out The Floor IS the island!"
"The challenge puts The Floor through hurt,
But the new-found Bot helps to reconcile them.
Paint Brush is the next one to leave
Cliffs and ice bergs on the anniversary
Nickel's luck becomes fully seen
And Candle leaves, alliances splitting..."
"Puzzle rooms crafted by a spring
Pairs of Two (haha) confronting their memories
And just as bot embraces themselves
It's off to Indefinite island for them!"
"Blue Berry's back in play
As Yin Yang gets sent far away
Plots from a mock-up murder
Gets Blue Berry control over the game
But with a trek to a bake off
Blue Berry leaves in shame"
"The Floor is suspicious of Mephone's wishes
To suddendly extend the game
Contestants write a fake season
That the Groscers disqualify
Balloon, Cabby and Silver
Are left to fight for the prize"
"Time is fleeting on this endeavor
The game is nearing end times
This cannot go on forever
And what could be the grand prize?"
"Is there something to be hidden?
What else is hiding behind?
And who will come out the winner?
I guess we'll find out next time in-"
"Season 3 of II
As the second's one going, don't ask why!
Competing to win a prize
If there even is one, is there even gonna be a prize?
Season 3 of II
Get voted off, and you're punched through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
It's getting close to over, getting close to over!"
"Season 3 of II
Invitational contest for a prize!
The finalists are on the line!
Unless things are thwarted by that fist in the gro-ound
Season 3 of II
If you want a contest, Mephone's the guy!
Only one can come out with the prize!
Let's just hope that everything's fine..."
"There's just one final part
Who will win, and who will depart?
We'll see in the finale of Inanimate Insanity Invitational."
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