Reincarnated as a chicken

Relative!?

Day 30

So, I assumed that I had managed to escape the guys claiming to be a hero party. However, I had to give it to them. They were a whole new breed of persistent, even managing to track us down to the mansion.

"Tori, how old are you?"

Marcus decided that that would be his first question for me.

BAM!

He received a dangerous knock to the head from Mira. She even bowed her head to apologise for his foolishness like she were his caretaker.

"Sorry, once again excuse him. Stupid and all."

"Hinotori-sama, these humans are weird."

Nukeme whispered into my ear. I let out a tired sigh.

'How did you guys find me?'

I asked them.

"Answer my question first, then we answer yours!"

'And that is?'

"How old are you?"

He asked again. Right now he was becoming quite insufferable, but since I had nothing other than time on my hands, I think I could go at least humour them for now.

'How old do you think I am?'

"I don't know... thirteen? Twelve? Ten?"

'Interesting.'

"So you are twelve?"

'Do I really look so young?'

"Huh? What do you mean?"

'Nothing.'

"Are you some kind of princess?"

Then he suggested something weird.

'Hmm? No. Why do you think that?'

"Why wouldn't I?"

'What's that supposed to mean?'

I looked up and noticed the others were groaning and had their palms in their face. It would seem that this was his pedophilic pick up line. Seriously?

"You don't act like how I'd expect a twelve year old to act."

'Is that so?'

"It's almost like you are some kind of princess."

"Fufufufu!"

I actually giggled at the thought. A chips eating hentai pervert like me as a pervert. Someone probably died of shock thinking about this.

"What's so funny?"

'Sorry, it's just that you are the first person to call me that. Also, never call me princess again. I'll kill you.'

I warned him, causing him to gulp and remain silent.

'Now answer mine. How did you find me?'

"Hehe... would you believe me if I told you that an angel told me?"

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Amongst the party of aspiring heroes, several reactions flew.

"Wheeeeewwww."

"Holy..."

"..."

"Ah-"

"Damn... I did not see this coming at all."

Marcus blurted out as he looked at his party members all roughed up and Celica having an arrow stuck in her arm.