⚠️TW: domestic abuse⚠️
"So how was the dinner?" Matt asks as Team Red is sitting a top of a restaurant, eating food.
Sure Peter just ate but his metabolism can handle more food. It's like a bottomless pit.
"Fine I guess. Most of them don't want me on the team so maybe I'll join it just to piss them off" Peter shrugs.
"Uh no, you should not do that. I am for pissing the Avengers off but then you'd be stuck going on missions and having to deal with them!" Wade reasons.
"They're essentially just using you to make themselves look better. Everyone loves Spider-Man so if they get you on the team, they'll get good press" Matt adds.
"If I say no they're probably just going to track me down and bother me till I say yes. I've seen Fury do that" Peter reminds him. "They can find my identity that way."
"Then you have a good lawyer backing Peter Parker who isn't Spider-Man up" Matt assures.
Peter's silent for a minute before he remembers something.
"Tony will give me a credit card that has an unlimited amount of money on it" Peter remembers.
"DO IT!!" Wade gasps. "Say yes right now!"
"I'm all for free money from a rich snob but the Avengers are annoying and strict" Matt reminds.
"And I can be just as annoying as them" Peter retorts. "I'll tell them later. I want to drag on the suspense for them, annoy them as much as I can before even telling them my answer."
"Oh my god I totally forgot to ask. What kind of rich food did you eat? Did you have caviar?" Wade asks.
"No, Steve made Irish Stew and spaghetti with meatballs" Peter denies.
"You had food that Captain America cooked?! Can you invite me to the next dinner?" Wade wonders.
"There's only going to be another dinner if I join the team, maybe" Peter adds after a moment of thought.
"I want to be invited too" Matt declares.
"Of course" Peter mutters.
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"OH MY GOD PETER YOU'RE THE BEST!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I'M HANGING THIS ON MY WALL!!" Ned screams during their Tuesday lunch.
"Ned, quiet down" Peter shushes as he lightly laughs.
"Thanks loser" Mj thanks as she looks at her signatures from Natasha and Pepper. "What are these names?"
"Well I couldn't use your real names so I just chose things you guys like. It also made it a lot easier for them to know which paper to sign" Peter explains.
"This is like the best thing I own!" Ned gushes.
"Definitely not the coolest thing you own" Peter denies.
"How did the dinner go?" Mj wonders.
"Ok I guess. I annoyed the shit out of then so that was fun and I made Nicky almost pee himself, maybe even the Avengers" Peter smiles at the memory.
"How?" Ned asks gaining interest.
"I just warned them how I'm not always the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and that I know a bunch of torture techniques, some from my childhood and then the others from Wade and Matt" Peter explains.
"I would love to see the Avengers and Fury pissing themselves" Mj smirks.
"Were you nice at all?" Ned questions.
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Breaking Chains, Rising Vigilante
FanfictionPeter Parker escaped Hydra when he was eleven years old thanks to his parents raising him there. Forced to live on the streets of the city, he found his own freedom. Becoming the vigilante known as Spider-Man was the best decision he ever had. Now...
